Archived posts
- 2022 ≫︎
- January (29) ≫
- Standing in the shadows
- Not such a bargain
- Thanks Mack! (thumbup)
- Da-do-Ron-Ron
- I'm sarcastic, therefore I'm brainy
- GOAAALLLLLLL
- Nano nano
- CS:CH
- Debs
- NY jelly
- The (international) shipping forecast
- Stoner
- Altered images
- Slumming it
- Bombing under the radar
- Whatever grits you through the night
- CAN-SPAM! Thank you, ma'am!
- The great escape
- Traumedy
- Stack 'em, pack 'em, and rack 'em
- This unsolicited message is intended only...
- I'm No. 1
- The devil in the detail
- No data
- Proof of god?
- Frohes Neues Jahr!
- Green sky thinking
- Joyeuse Nouvelle Année!
- Tarty tatts
- January (29) ≫
- 2021 ≫︎
- December (61) ≫
- Pandemic posting
- Victim in waiting
- Chicken sausage rolls
- The good husband
- Pizza the action
- The Hustle: one word review
- Sally Ann Howes: no longer banging
- Sky vs. Sony: who hates me most?
- The Matrix Resuscitated
- Burma or bust
- Ho-ho-ho-locaust
- God is grate
- Foresee to praise
- 'Tis the season to...recycle old fluff pieces
- 5G or 0G(enes)
- Superstitious rail
- Levelling up?
- Tail wagging the dog
- RT: all is not what it seems
- A rock and a hard place
- Gagging order
- Take THAT, Pooh!
- IS THIS ME?
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
- Live. Die. Repeat. Or not.
- Give me the reason
- Dutch oven
- Labour vs. delivery
- Zzz...orro
- Cell of duty
- 'X' for Latina
- Girl boss?
- No slacking!
- Leper colony
- Sue-TS, you sir!
- Fitch-slapped
- Mark or Mike?
- When correct is incorrect
- Just rephrase the question
- Hitler: that two-faced jerk!
- Red wine and dementia
- Sound advice
- 'Pop' music
- Santa (st)Inc.
- Journal of (any) research
- MegaCorpCH no more
- Keeping Members (of Parliament) warm
- Tronto
- Helpful photo
- Ageing disgracefully
- Klaus
- By these four steps
- Daddy's little princess, a chip off the old block
- Ready for anything
- Fleecing the flock
- Too soon to hope
- The wheelchair heist
- A tale of two cities
- That's a turnip for the books!
- Journalistic ethics are a thing...allegedly
- The ol' one-two
- November (55) ≫
- Send us your gynaecologists
- Me, myself, I
- Trackers tracking
- Dental floss
- A vacant lot
- Disclaimer disregarded
- Give us an 'E'
- Navbar update
- The piggy premium
- 27 down...
- This little piggy...
- I'm a nonentity...get me some publicity!
- Terrable
- Tracking Martians
- The Hungary Games
- All of you
- My learned works?
- Ghouls jus' wanna have fun
- Canadabis
- Social media (bath) bombing
- It must be Thanksgiving
- Hedging my bets
- Let's go...
- When 'yes' means 'no'
- No mobile while mobile
- Privacy is very important to F*c*book
- Yippy, not yippee
- All-we-can-afford-for-you-to-eat
- X, the unknown
- Flowers power
- Bog off!
- Immediate attention
- Editorial Manager
- Pooh payment
- Hypertensive
- Fighter talk
- Getting ready to get busy
- Pride!
- Suppository
- No chance
- Butt, officers...
- Columbian clot
- 'Boiz will be 'boiz
- What about us?
- Sweet William
- Shock news: 'stunning and brave' isn't money
- A venue of Vanessas
- Sporting fashion
- Eternally rotten
- Bond theme songs
- NAP26
- Rejoice‽
- Imagine all the staffers
Restricting what you do* - Bemmoth
- Batty
- October (47) ≫
- Tess Holliday's morning workout routine
- Savannah or Saanvi?
- Close, but no cigar
- Flagging
- Haunted hotel
- Guardians of the future
- I didn't realise that my writing was so bad (sad)
- Saving lives: one fat, brown, gay kiss at a time
- Parisian
- Overachiever
- Describe in detail
- Lisa with an EL*
- Eternally yours
- Kindly piss off*
- D1 R6 D1 S6
- Not fast enough
- Hair razor
- Laundered
- Must. Go. To. Bed.
- A rose is a Rose is a liar
- The Closer
- Too damned precious!
- Spy way
- The write man for the job?
- Symbolic stupidity
- Funny, not funny
- Spaced out
- Acid tongue
- Really record breaking
- Girls hangin' out
- Beebbait
- Charlotte's web
- "Time just gets away from us"
- Bondbots
- Change monkey: change for the sake of it
- Losers
- Safe cigs
- B-movie
- Melting ice
- Catwahmxn
- E-man*
- A Windows on the future
- Lost in translation
- Hello hardly anyone
- From India with love?
- Saying it's not doesn't mean it's not
- Revealing
- September (34) ≫
- The running woman
- Grand research
- Persona grating
- Keeping it in the family
- The type of R. Kelly (part 2)*
- Newcastle 'Scholars' Publishing
- Extending my research?
- Just passing through
- Druggie
- Let the punishment fit the crime
- Indienono
- Poohcom
- Learnons-nous Franglais avec BoJo
- Surgical precision
- Not forevergrande
- Measure for measure
- Representation, arse
- Herbidacious
- Rapper's denial
- Suspiciously-crafted email
- Of Nazis and other nutters
- Racist sweatpants
- Pegged out
- Shrinking violet
- 99%
- Comic timing
- Joker of the mountain
- The ethics of spam
- Still overpriced
- California or Cambodia?
- Funniest line ever...for today
- Carded
- When Supreme Leader says 'jump'...
- Boobus
- August (55) ≫
- What's in a word?
- Bombs or blacklisting
- Pickled nothing
- Who pays the ferryman?
- Wise words
- Abnormal piercing
- Dial 'M' for monotonous
- If you manage the micros, the macros will manage themselves
- Comics for dummies
- WASPish
- Corners of a round thing
- Tinfoil communications
- The type of R. Kelly*
- Days of future passed
- Too much too young
- Sketchy
- Sean Lock: no laughing matter
- Marco is a NSFW
- Hairy spice
- To chirp, or not to Chirp
- Damned if you do...
- Idiots 0 : 1 Taliban
- L&O:SVU
- Tinfoil vaccine
- IncIS
- All I want for Christmas is less plastic
- Chips ahoy!
- Glorious wishes
- Too close to call?
- Ouch!
- Nun the wiser
- Schedule of good fortune
- No vaccine for zombies
- A glimmer of hope?
- Karaoke should be illegal
- League of extraordinary godbotherers
- Apostrophe apathy
- Take me home, racist roads
- Butch Carter and the superfans kids
- Jabby
- Chairperson of the board
- Reporting reporting
- Doesn't ad up
- Verbing
- Iron Giant is bestester
- Bangladeaths
- Space cock
- A test of oldness
- allOUT
- Yours competently
- Redress
- Sore losers
- Time is running out
- Meat-substitute head
- Ancestral homeland
- July (33) ≫
- Bonus points
- Too many cooks
- Mushrooms are tasty
- Keeping a low profile
- Ho-Man
- Can I have a 'please, no more emojis' emoji?
- Beginning of the end
- McRon
- Virtual schmoozing
- The sixth sense
- Trust me, I'm my wife
- Too rich for me!
- Meet the new boss...
- Bursting the bubble?
- Population control
- China doesn't do naughty things on the internet
- Disney: lower your expectations
- C-Movie
- Iron Fist
- Waiting hopefully
- Overreacting much?
- The bigger they come
- Game for a laugh
- Man at the top
- When lightning strikes
- Trigger happy
- Home aid
- Sullied deals
- Is this really 'news'?
- Just. Can't. Stop.
- Pot luck
- Eminent me
- Unleash the lawyers!
- June (45) ≫
- NFL HAZ TEH GAYZ
- Kim Jong-un, when him gon-un?
- Wish upon a star
- 55 years and counting
- Windows 10+1
- Skype no more
- Make mine an hypocrisy on the rocks
- Disunite the right!
- Tokyo no-go
- Moving on
- Transition to win
- Snow what?
- There, but for the letter 'h'
- Laurel hardly
- Whining widow
- Bottom secret
- Straight talking
- Hooked!
- A hard habit to brake
- Is there a dietician in the house?
- Prime mover
- Carry On Cleo
- E or H2?
- Pleasies don't comsies
- Moaning Muslim
- Inside The CW script writing room
- Is there a doctor in the house?
- Hello, Dolly!
- Gorefundme
- My precious articles
- The great divide
- How low is too low?
- Trust me, I'm a doctor
- Criminal mastermindless
- The fifteen percenters
- Black queen
- Ba-da-Bing ba-da-bong
- Going with plan B
- Misheard lyrics
- You can die, but you can't hide
- Asparagus: too exciting for lawyers
- Panderin' in Mandarin
- Poor little rich girl
- Annihilation of conscience?
- Let's start at the very beginning
- May (35) ≫
- At one with nature
- My mum's newspaper, as an audiobook
- President 'Pa squares up to President Pooh
- Powerpuffs fail the day
- I give up!
- The colour of law
- Low five
- When is not a ban, a ban?
- Runners 'n' riders
- Tastes like chicken
- Bad noose
- Don't learn Scrivener
- No joke
- Edged out
- Privates on parade
- Secret password
- See no evil
- A reasonable expectation
- Early riser!
- Not my type
- Lo-rez journalism
- Quinoa
- Cruise control
- Food for fight
- No Globes
- The luvvies are getting restless
- Couldn't see it coming
- Inglish lyk wot I rite
- If you're gonna lie, don't make it obvious
- Nick Kamen, 'im done laundering
- The new Thinkpol in training
- TrumpAcademy
- The transporting life
- Titless
- Car park sharks
- April (44) ≫
- Cancermail
- Mmmmm-mmmm minty!
- Cannot be arsed
- Josstice League
- Lil' ol' mathematician me
- Well, that was expected!
- Well, that was unexpected!
- Hair today, gone tomorrow (sad)
- Crocktain America
- Flight to nowhere
- Friday on my mind
- Gonna need more bread
- One of our civil servants is missing!
- Don't shoot the messenger
- The 'best' of Chad
- True Bluey
- Unfortunate choice of words
- Political football
- Buy freedom
- Economic bubble
- Product displacement
- Byron bane
- Bucking the trend
- Fruit thief
- Choked
- The call of the wild
- So much for alcohol toxicity
- Sorry for nothing
- Ironic alcoholic
- Doris the Minor
- Toodle-pip!
- Secure paws-words
- Easy, Tiger
- Ghostbusted
- Durian Durian
- The truth about lying
- The luck of the Irish?
Pah! Try the luck of the English! - Debunking disliking dislikes
- A matter of trust
- Able was I
- Star Wars against Brexit?
- Null points
- My statistics are better than yours
- Disliking dislikes
- March (32) ≫
- Come fly with me
- Quoting sources
- Another Fury, another cat
- Suez crisis
- It's all geek to me
- Streetwalker me
- Curfew quarrel
- Pronoun prat
- Small films (but not Smallfilms)
- Return to normal
- Tree Story
- The Price is right
- Sleaze contagion
- Rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic
- Zoom zoom zoom (or not)
- Fly from home
- Justice is served!
- I'll see you in the next one
- Will the real Scissor Sisters please stand up?
- Biden his time
- Changing lanes
- Of rocks and stargazers
- Golden meltdown
- Rock star
- Rock bottom
- Creepfake
- Follow the money
- Unmasked!
- Let (s)he who is without sin
- The speed of film
- Breaking the rules
- All that glisters is not gold
- February (13) ≫
- January (15) ≫
- December (61) ≫
- 2020 ≫︎
- December (10) ≫
- November (11) ≫
- October (19) ≫
- "Bond, James Bond"
- Those who can, do
- How many Republicans does it take to confirm a judge?
- You are what you eat
- We wish you a merry Christmas
- One in a million
- Picture imperfect
- Silly sausage
- Be careful what you (don't) wish for
- Losing your head
- The upside to 'methodical'
- With great power
- Scooby don't
- Tinfoil OS
- Hollywood SKWAREZ
- Roger Moore's eyebrow
- Viral leadership
- Blue, but not blue
- Twitter killer
- September (16) ≫
- A pub with no cheer
- I spy
- Creative reimagining
- Why is 'petty' not pronounced like 'pretty' without an 'r'?
- Ice one, Mrs LPL!
- Bond, Jane Bond
- Fist bump! Fist bump?
- Totally missing the point
- Complete the following sentence
- I h8 Netflix
70 GOTO 10- Disney Minus
- Uncaged
- You can't keep a good man down
- I have a dream...that one day I'll be LinkedOut
- Not playing politics
- August (26) ≫
- Ich bin ein Berliner
- Hunny, I shrunk the world's economies
- Just think of the children!
- Sponger sponging
- It's finger cleanin' responsibly good
- Party poopers
- Missiles, target,...?
- Ratatouille tgtnoise
- Poll position
- Orange is the new black
- Deadlier than the male
- Roast chicken
- School's out
- Degrees of freedom
- Today I learned...
- Apples 'n' pears: logo wars
- Gone phishing
- Incognito
- What's in a name?
- Too sensitive?
- It's the end of the world as we know it
- Eat your heart out
- Bombs away!
- Benign incompetence
- What a fool believes
- Muzzle puzzle
- July (34) ≫
- The complexity of superheroism
- Who's the dummy?
- Time bandits
- 'Phone upgrade?
- OdH
- OCD
- Bustameme
- Oh well
- Q: When is an SJW not an SJW?
- Hopeful response
- Lush life
- Random thought
- Deep thinker?
- Q
- The buffet slayer
- The times they are a'changin'
- Masking the 'truth'
- Return to whose normality?
- So that's alright then!
- Pas de chokehold, pas de mort
- Missing the point?
- It's a gas
- A dog with no name
- Closing the gender gap
- Oh, the irony!
- Masking the joy
- You really couldn't make this up. But someone actually did!
- While my heart gently bleeds
- Some hope!
- [Han]cock and bull story
- UK Government in not making sense shock!
- I blow my nose in your general direction
- Lady A at war with Lady A
- I'll make my own mind up, as long as it's alright with you
- June (7) ≫
- May (8) ≫
- February (1) ≫
- 2019 ≫︎
- December (4) ≫
- November (4) ≫
- October (4) ≫
- September (1) ≫
- August (2) ≫
- July (2) ≫
- June (3) ≫
- May (2) ≫
- April (2) ≫
- March (18) ≫
- Coccyx and bawl story
- Buddy, can you spare a dime?
- The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth
- If it walks like a duck
- The elixir of youth. Or not?
- I (heart) choo-choo puffers!
- Publish, and be damned!
- Less influential
- WASP: wealthy, Anglo-Saxon, pinhead
- If you can't make it, fake it
- Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.
- Government of the people, by [some of] the people, for the party
- Dead men collect no pension
- Leaving Neverland
- Keeping mum
- Let's hear it for Colonel Marvel!
- Damning with faint praise
- At least they bend their gender
- February (9) ≫
- January (1) ≫
- 2018 ≫︎
- November (7) ≫
- September (2) ≫
- August (4) ≫
- July (2) ≫
- June (1) ≫
- April (6) ≫
- March (2) ≫
- February (2) ≫
- 2017 ≫︎
- December (2) ≫
- November (2) ≫
- October (4) ≫
- September (3) ≫
- August (6) ≫
- July (3) ≫
- June (7) ≫
- May (2) ≫
- March (4) ≫
- February (3) ≫
- January (2) ≫
- 2016 ≫︎
- November (2) ≫
- September (1) ≫
- February (1) ≫
- 2015 ≫︎
- December (1) ≫
- November (1) ≫
- October (1) ≫
- September (1) ≫
- June (4) ≫
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- January (1) ≫
- 2014 ≫︎
- November (1) ≫
- October (1) ≫
- September (2) ≫
- August (8) ≫
- July (1) ≫
- May (2) ≫
- April (1) ≫
- February (5) ≫
- 2013 ≫︎
- December (1) ≫
- October (2) ≫
- September (2) ≫
- August (9) ≫
- July (22) ≫
- Heavenly bodies
- A strap-on for girls
- The price of tomatoes
- The method of Sherlock
- Smile, but only if you're in the bright bit
- Wackipaedia
- Cause or effect?
- Join the club!
- Just a sec'!
- ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!! (cancelled due to lack of interest)
- ZOMBIE APOCALYSE!!!!
- If it's worth saying, it's worth saying twice
- Olympus, Olympus, Olympus?
- Fat chance
- Bad manners rewarded
- Please, no Morsi
- Sherlock: the one that got away
- Shitstorm in a teacup
- We love your money!
- The least good US President
- How much porn is on the web?
- Pretty
- June (23) ≫
- Dragon magic!
- Suits you, sir!
- Ingrish
- Biter, bit; back-stabbing; politics; and other games of dishonour
- Well that's a little ironic!
- Silent running
- Q: How can you tell when a politician's lying?
- Monster High
- Placebo it is not
- Clint Eastwood's latest starring role
- U iz stoopid
- Thoracotomy
- A challenging question?
- Let's be different
- Mars attacks!
- If you're going to Mount Olympus, be sure to wear some laurels in your hair
- BWAH-HA-HA! It's the real Professor X!
- Stable door, bolted horse, etc., etc.
- The benefit of losing?
- Catch me if you can
- He was alive, but we soon took care of that! (proud)
- The Blue Lagoon reboot
- Sorry, can you speak any louder? We can't hear you
- May (3) ≫
- April (2) ≫
- March (1) ≫
- February (4) ≫
- January (1) ≫
- 2012 ≫︎
- December (3) ≫
- November (19) ≫
- The rise of Skynet
- A sign of the times?
- When you're in a hole
- Savile row
- A Mormon moment (not really)
- Did we mention that he's a son of Korean immigrants?
- Should I leave my brain to medical science?*
- And turn in your key to the executive washroom
- Ur So Gay
- I'm too young to die!
- Good caption
- Hubris: how gay!
- Keep death off the roads: drive on the pavement!
- You know where to come. Or not.
- Civil war in The Civil Wars.
- Obama re-elected. Twice.
- The perils of weightlessness
- Encouragement
- Is this really the world's ugliest building?
- October (12) ≫
- Misleading advertising shock!
- Skeuomorphism
- Some people are never satisfied
- Stop that 'fun' right now!
- Benny joins the justice league
- Jimmy Savile: nasty man
- PS3 hacked. Again.
- Tits oot fer the lads! A political protest by the PHWOAR! Party
- Jimmy Savile: nasty man with nasty friends...allegedly
- I was asleep when my mum woke me
- Referee!
- Now then, now then! Jimmy Savile done pervin', allegedly*
- September (11) ≫
- Eco-Ferrari
- Law Abiding Citizen: ten word review
- Avengers Assemble: nine word review
- Fiction becomes reality?
- Tits oot fer the lads! Or 'hubris, thy name art Royal scandal'
- Mancunians are very naughty people
- Science fiction becomes science FACT!
- Pas de merde, Sherlock
- By jingo(ism)!
- Bemorecreativegate
- Max Bygraves: 'im gonegrave
- August (16) ≫
- What's in a number?
- Mi braynz num
- Honour and offer
- No shit, Sherlock: We got braynz
- Art is in the eye of the beholder
- A funny thing happened on the way to the Fringe
- Scott McKenzie: 'im done lovin'
- Tony Scott: that's a wrap
- Should I become gay?*
- No shit, Sherlock: Sherlock returns
- Saudi Arabia is not feeling
.gay - MUST HAVE!
- Marvin Hamlisch: no longer the way he was
- Colin plays Arnie
- Snow leopards love squirrels
- Twitter: is this the end of the road?
- June (5) ≫
- May (1) ≫
- April (1) ≫
- March (7) ≫
- February (1) ≫
- January (2) ≫
- 2011 ≫︎
- December (8) ≫
- November (6) ≫
- October (4) ≫
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- June (4) ≫
- May (1) ≫
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- 2010 ≫︎
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- 2009 ≫︎
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- 2008 ≫︎
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