A litany of past indignities
- 2026 ≫︎
- April (10) ≫
- March (23) ≫
- Welcome to your new home…please don't expect us to visit!
- Money pleeeease
- The only good Muslim…
- Cheez wiiz
- Bachelor girl
- 4chan: Ofcom can Fukof
- A degree in track and field
- BrainFart Inc.
- Train in vain
- Towel heads
- Missing Mandy
- It's a tie!
- Artemis foul
- The Bride! wore black
- To be more than the best
- Ballet backlash
- Barefaced BBC
- Art for art's sake
- Stop the war, I want to get off
- Watching me, watching you
- Time travellers
- You have the right to be offended
- Welcome to Londonistan
- February (26) ≫
- One word is all it takes
- Why did the audience leave?
- Everyone's talking about the BAFTAs…for a change
- Is it any wonder?
- Film freedom
- Past her best before date
- Keeping it in The Family
- Worst song of the '70s? (Hint: probably not)
- Happy birthday, mister
- A humble objective
- Old school biblical independence
- You just can't get reliable help these days
- A shorter game
- SlopAI
- Sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll
- A knight's tale
- Withering slights
- Part of the union
- Drop dead daughter
- Comrade Ghislaine
- Thoughts and prayers
- Light touch
- History mystery
- Sillie Billie
- Not all politicians are on the straight-and-narrow!
- Put a chick in it, make her lame and gay
- January (33) ≫
- Head bang cop keyboard !
- Disunited Nations
- Ankle bracelet
- I'd like to buy the world a Pepsi
- Nicol…
- Casting stone
- Wicked: for none
- Specs sheet
- Islamic sharks?
- It's not racist to hate the rich
- Leaven bread
- Green land, black mail
- Ghost in the kitchen
- No KK, no KKK
- Two outta three ain't bad
- David Hockney: still kicking the wheels
- Binfire of the vanities
- Scott Adams: corporate Christian
- Beaten by a neck
- Understated landslide
- Writing wrongs
- von Trapped in Vermont
- Agnes of Hollywood
- Girls and boys
- I demand to see the manager
- Cake walk
- SlopOS
- All the colour of 2026
- Wot? Moar kulchur?
- FIFA not Fifa
- The inbetweeners
- All the culture to come
- Chasing tomorrow
- 2025 ≫︎
- December (34) ≫
- Isiah Whitlock Jr: no sheeeit
- The king and Cyn
- That's torn 'em
- Raw raw papaya
- Viral 2025
- Fell over
- Summer Camp with inappropriate friends
- The ghost of Joseph Vissarionovich
- Gagging for it
- Chris Rea: the road to heaven
- Caravan of love
- TV Licensing shenanigans
- Did he jump, or was he pushed?
- The boy in a dress
- Et tu, Tony?
- You can't win 'em all
- Frankly speaking
- Come back, Tim Vine, all is forgiven
- Prime number
- Where lightning strikes
- The cancer king
- The Manchurian candidate
- Komrade Kristen
- Whippet, whippet good
- For your Christmas viewing pleasure
- Buckingham Palace à gogo
- Ice cream wars
- Netflix enshittifies Batman
- The lands of the peoples
- Eurovision: is the writing on the wall?
- Somali synopsis
- Keeping up with the brainiac
- Toxic BBC
- Wild wind
- November (25) ≫
- Lost connection
- The restaurant at the end of the Rooneyverse
- Arrah, be jabers!
- Ashes to…resurrection
- Busman's busman
- Towers of Trots
- Agnes of Stratford-upon-Avon
- Thot for the day
- Island man unalived himself (and other regarded tales of seggs and pew pews)
- Andrew Pandrew
- Awee with ya, lad!
- Wicked: for some
- Google AI may not be the answer you're looking for
- The Smashed Machine
- Pet daughter
- Yet more lying liars
- Two sides of shit
- Big game hunters…
- Lying liars who keep on lying
- Odsox
- Wimmin filming
- How many urinalists does it take?
- Just get on with it already
- The admiral for vice
- Person of unassumed indentity of the match
- October (23) ≫
- Mister Andrew
- The stud formally known as Prince
- A man's fort is his home
- And the nepo baby award goes to…
- Monica's ballroom
- I'm the taxman
- Health spas have toilets
- Two-tier tubbylove
- All that glisters
- Catch a falling star
- Battle bots
- The Dukes of Hazard
- Tron: how long can it go on?
- Nobel Prize for Kicking Arse
- From ashes to ashes
- The second becoming
- Diane Keaton: play it again
- Elvis has left the court
- Rapper's telegraph…
- Clap hands, here comes Tilly
- Obesity is not an option
- Funny, that
- Stage of collapse
- September (43) ≫
- More Simpsons
- The lost king of England
- Luvvy language
- Don't steal drugs from those who deal drugs
- Stray kids strut
- Holidays in the sun
- Late summer holiday reading
- A man's casa is his castillo
- Alaskan eat out
- SMH reporting
- Ol' Piss Eyes is back
- Fat kids
- The skin they're in
- The world is not Intervision
- Let them eat fake (news)
- Jabba, Jabba, Jabba
- The child and the comrades
- K-poop
- Scrotal sociopath*
- The grapes of wrath
- The desolation of Smug
- Eurovision: could the end be nigh?
- Freakoff footballer
- I wan' fries wit dat
- Parsley talks
- The C-word
- Banking on the wrong horse
- Google enshittifies the internet
- The girl in the band (you know the one)
- Israeli house guests
- Norwegians would
- Blackpool has three piers…and a tower
- Deep pockets, short arms
- OneDriving
- Frater in arma
- Snow White: streaming sensation
- Glam boxer
- Double-barrelled raider
- Gut buster
- Run, ginger, run
- Going north
- Rock on
- Diamond hustler
- August (25) ≫
- The B-listers
- He'll always be Bob
- Ya wan' fries wit dat?
- The fake prince of Bel Air
- Bloomberg blues
- It's known as acting, darling
- Out with the old, in with the less old
- Freakout Friday
- Gripping?
- Desert style icon
- Pop muzak
- Noth-ern exposure
- The murderous professor
- Trolling
- Australian graffiti
- Go the distance
- Whiskey blues
- Butt of the joke
- Another bloody nose for Mickey
- ICE one, Superman!
- The gene jeanie
- Facebook becomes Fakebook
- Variety is not the spice of life
- First we take Manhattan
- In the name of the prophet
- July (35) ≫
- G'day!
- Basketball, huh?
- Four plus one
- Tariffs verified
- Indignant imam
- Eleven you know whats*
- Connie Francis: who's sorry now?
- Celtic confusion
- Culture commander
- Silver SurfHER
- It's no joke
- The gay professor
- Foreseen update
- Ozzy Osbourne: no longer batshit
- The world outside your window
- Girls standing still
- Chinese truths
- Afternoon delight [cough]
- It's not the falling that'll kill you…
- The man in the grey suit
- Luvvies gotta stick together
- Hairy big girl's blouse
- Grift of the Day
- Aryan notion
- 2 outta 3 ain't bad
- Daytime TV goes out with a whimper, not a bang
- Literally H****r
- Not all Akons become great oaks
- Man the Hunter
- A Graves matter
- A chink of light
- Life in a day
- Shylock owns
- Charlie Chan-car
- Political toaster
- June (16) ≫
- May (31) ≫
- Heckle a hackle
- Chavs gonna chav
- Gay Paris
- Easy policy decision
- Easy policing decision
- National rail bus
- What is a chun?
- Other than that, sir, how was your meal?
- Lyric legend
- A shoe with no beer
- Flat bottom
- USofA(pprehension)
- A little less conversation
- I smell a rat 🐀
- Gaza grifting
- Paulie got fingered
- US dupes
- Deep-sea cutie
- A black woman is speaking
- Plan of a tax
- What's a camogie?
- Really don't say gay
- Not subverting expectations
- No two ways
- Sycophantic intelligence
- Astrohead
- The not good…and possibly the not bad and the not ugly
- Beaten by Bournemouth
- PayPal popping
- The 80:20 rule
- Face the music, or not
- April (31) ≫
- Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
- L.O.V.E.
- Elementary maths dear Watson
- No place to hide
- Clean 'round the bend
- King of the swingers
- Snow White, vampire hunter
- Earth is round so we can have space
- Plastic, not fantastic
- My mate
- Crash test dummies
- Trannymate
- The space girls
- Dentally challenged
- Six women and a giant dildo
- Treacherous tat
- Pop crack
- Indignant Inuit
- Pulling up the ladder
- All the nukes
- The (Chinese) peasants are revolting
- Ain't nobody here but us chicken jockeys
- A gassed up mid
- P-p-p-pick up a penguin
- Hair of the dog…or the bear
- Eric Adams didn't do nothing wrong*
- Are we in Florida?
- The Iceman goneth
- The struggle
- Weapons-grade copium
- On the whole, I'd rather be in Portugal 🇵🇹
- March (24) ≫
- Marey, Marey, quite contrary
- Circling the wagons
- Name that tank
- Fishy politics
- Apple (TV+) of my eye
- Snow White: D.O.A.
- Nonviability
- Dungeons & disorders
- Lifting the veil
- Ecclesiastical assault
- Gettin' it on with Gwyneth
- States of the Union
- A snitch in time
- Weeny wiener
- Would you like a lollipop?
- Long journey home
- Powerpuffs remade the day
- Ashes to ashes
- Super troupers
- The photos are in the mail*
- Screen Runt
- The language of America
- Culture uncritic
- Shrek: never say never again
- February (27) ≫
- King Queen
- Nurse! Nurse!
- Apple of someone's eye
- Gwen McCrae: no longer Gwen McCrae
- She works hard for the munny
- Captain A-meh!-rica
- Man the huntress
- Put up or shut up
- Mumbai cocktail
- Texas Fried Chicken
- ISWOTY
- Nom chums
- Murder in mind
- Done buskin'
- If the shoe seizures
- Where Eagle dared
- Women are aware
- USade
- Wave like an Ozi
- Mount Doom
- Child in a candy store
- Artificial workforce
- And you, ma'am, are ugly
- Et tu, Bono?
- Country girl
- L.A. needs celebs
- ForkLyft
- January (23) ≫
- Just the facts, ma'am
- It's the taste!
- Get off my lawn
- ChongGPT
- A change for the worse
- Not appeeling
- Well I never…
- Wave like a Nazi
- Little red book
- On the spectrum
- Man in fire
- Academic flash mob
- No more news
- Who watches the watchmen?
- Lotta Mess
- Twofer?
- Compact and bijou
- Unhappy hour
- Is the pope a…
- Dragging
- Prog crock
- None but the bra(ve)
- Glastonbury not getting Young
- December (34) ≫
- 2024 ≫︎
- December (23) ≫
- Rooney tunes
- The Not-So-Great Firewall
- Darwin defeated
- A question of cancer
- Wackypee-DEI-yah!
- Unwrapped
- Blame it on YT
- Just stop
- Apple Intelligence vs the world's most trusted unintelligence
- Executive flights of fancy
- In the pink
- A small matter of genocide
- Cecil al-Assad
- You can't dance
- A Jag for the few
- Spider say "SPAZZ"
- Hawks and sheep
- Arse…nal
- Big numbers: all a matter of perspective
- Creepy CGI bastards
- Speaker shooter
- A Jag for…someone?
- Estimating precision
- November (26) ≫
- Ripped Jeans
- Rough
- Rock 'n'…a small bready thing
- Feastables
- Torture a lesson
- No question
- A Jag for everyone
- The good stuff
- Workers' wrongs
- Never mind the quality, feel the length
- 1976 minus 2
- Workers are employees too!
- Worth the wait(exclamation)(ellipsis2)(question)
- Well I'll be (Amster)damned
- Whoopsi
- Low-energy
(BioMedRes) - International Journal of Clinical and Medical Case Reports
- No sex please, we're batshit
- So long, comrade
- It's better not to travel
- Marked for pr0n
- Tears of an unclown
- When Harry met Jessie
(SciVision Publishers) - Avengers disassemble
- Here, there, and nowhere
- Tedious
- October (27) ≫
- Trick!
- It's a bird! It's a car!…
- Arseholes News
- The coffee runs
- Nose alike
- Iron Musk
- Size isn't everything*
- Weinsteinoma
- What the Lord giveth…
(Universe Scientific Publishing Pte Ltd) - No shit!
- Father of the year
- Wicked not wikkid
- Rober(t)son
- Paying tributes paid
- Simply Simu
- Named and shamed
- Subacademic
(Academic Publishing Pte Ltd) - Dumb science
(Scientia) - Joker: Fully a Dud
- Clinical Nutrition and Hospital Dietetics, but in Spanish
- Italy, Italy, Italy
- Ursine of the times
- X-it
- Small earthquake in Ireland. No one dead.
- TayLo gonna gogo from WaPo
- Well I'll be blowed!
- Meathead
- September (35) ≫
- Kris Kristofferson: postumously pardoned
- So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, adieu
- Nuts, whole hazelnuts
- Souper…man?
- Singapore secrets
(Sin-Chn Scientific Press) - IgNoble
(IgMin Publications Inc.) - The very sorry ©rapper
- Disney's demonic dykes
- Franchisee
- The Secret Serviceman's Ball
- Dancing with the…stars?
- Appleton Greene: still makin' it by fakin' it
- Hasmyback Machine
- Rings of Doughnut
- Slurred speech
- Jump
- All the culture
- Black country
- Oh fudge
- DEI diehards
- Childless cat lady meows
- Breaking news
- G'day from down under
(Global Open Share Publishing) - Hey kids, let's put on a show!
- Emphasis on the 'con'
(Conplus Meeting) - The Duterte's what?
- We three monks
- IJHSSM
- The unnamed assailant
- The golden fleece
- You're gonna need a bigger ass
- Et tu, Bruno?
- As-wipe
(As-Pub.com: Arts and Science Press) - Carry On Sid
- Spreading legs and diseases, but not wisdom
(Annals of Global Publishing Group)
- August (25) ≫
- Talibanned
- Two drinks and you're out!
- Don't look back in anger
- Flipping failed
- Man at work
- Hope springs eternal
(EditSprings) - Beside the sea salt
- Legal Alien
- From shero to zero
- A gay old time
- Syndrome syndrome
- In the extreme
- Liking lakes
- Name that Thai
- Supercilious Susan: ceased censoring
- How to make a Disney Legend
- Bad breaking
- Grammaries
- UPF-free?
- Who's dumber, fugitives or marshals?
- Ersatzrocket
- Are you triggered?
- To be thankful for small mercies
- Oh the hilarity
(Hilaris Publishing SRL) - Making porn
- July (35) ≫
- Swim to win
- Not everyone is represented
- A make-up free moment
- Monday lunchtime
- Will the real Tim Vine please stand up?
- More than inevitable
- The power of the cat ladies
- Nepalese plane crash
- New balls please
- Louis Louis
- Investigating a death
- Nigeria is not corrupt!
- Jeff 'n' Kam
- Global summits
(Apex Global Meetings) - The boy with the tits
- Spice girls
- Person impersonal
- Spitting image
- Implied not stated
- Paper tiger
- Trouser snake
- A little more to the right
- Too much sport and politics
- SloJo (facepalm)
- The ABC of strike action
- Affected by the unknown
- Not so pervy
(WeCMELive Inc) - Black man pedalling
- Re:cycling
- Unenpressed
(EnPress LLC) - Down and out in Beverly Hills
- Get a room!
(Winsome Publishing) - Joe Green
- Smack my bitch up
- Nigerian no-shows
- June (35) ≫
- May the force be cheap
- That sinking feeling
- Osodit Dim Biden
- Not mushroom in here
- I'm a celebrity, get me the virtue signal
- Apostrophe awakening
- Star power
- It pays to be a pilgrim who pays
- Hawaii 5-oh
- A gender tester for Sir Keir Starmer
- Starmer drama
- Donald Sutherland: 'im retired
- Pope on the ropes
- Travisty
- The LOL before the storm
- Uncollective
(Collective Journals) - Non-binary thinking
- Oh manure (poop)
- May the thread be with you
- Middletown madness
(ProBiologists LLC) - Popecom
- Phoenix knights
- Outside in
- The princess and the prune
- The girl with the golden dress
- Too hot for Denmark
- Time traveller
(Insight Conferences) - Outta site
- Total recall
- Earth arise (earth)
- Academic bankruptcy
(Fortune Journals) - Babbling books
- Baby it's cold outside
- Agadon't
- Catch and release
- May (38) ≫
- Orange is not the only suit
- Film 2024 (June edition)
- Flopbusters 2024
- A whole new level of stoopid
- Who is he to judge?
- Snooze button
- Pope goes the weasel
- Downsize me
- Much sad, so dog
- Be careful what you wish for…
- But is it art?
- Weak constitution
- The world meets at world meet
(Aver Conferences) - The sorry ©rapper
- Corporate they/thems
- More pies 'n' beer
(Japanese Journal of Gastroenterology and Hepatology) - Turning a blind eye
- Fat boy getting fatter…
- Flagging a dead horse
- Here we go gathering nuts in May
- Record [insert] by [insert]
- A slow boat to China
- Finger nowhere near the pulse
(BioMed Pulse) - Google mail for integrity
- Tone deaf
- Europission
- Saying the quiet part out loud
- CookGPT
- Talk like a Nazi (hitler)
- Dirty Hungarian phrasebook
(ABS Conference) - Aspiring quality articles
(Medvix Publications) - Fat mama
- All the alumns
- Who are you calling "poopyhead"? (poop)
- Hip-hop bitch fight
- Freedom: a matter of perspective
- US jobs in the US, of all places!
- The bee's knees 🐝
- April (40) ≫
- Rapper's delight
- Impermanent permanence
- Charlotte sometimes
- Dumza rock
- Taking the piss
(POL Scientific) - Schrödinger's diversity hire: lezzons in supply and demand
- The students are revolting
- They think it's all over…
- Tears of a clown
- Slovak not Slovakian
- My secret missile's no secret anymore
- Keep it in the family
- Happy hippo
- Arrogant pollie vs 'arrogant billionaire'
- Marathon woman
- Willow-the-wisp
- Mark my words
- Ranking officer
- Plum loco
- They come as a pair
- Jerusalem (palestine)
- Red tie in the morning
- Little Chef
- Woke Scrabble
- From hero to joker
- Anus horribilis
- Ave Maria
(Scientific Summits…no, not that Scientific Summits!) - Merkanese
- Pervy politicos
- Sci-Cli
- Swiss miss
- Club Tropicana drinks weren't free
- The trials of trivial celebrities
- You're gonna need a bigger broom
(Herculean Research) - You've gotta eat gruel to be kind
- CANGARU kourt
- I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
(Prime Meetings) - Don't say that's just for white boys
- Megacorp vs megagovt
- No true Scotsman…is a Scotswoman
- March (30) ≫
- Fuck tha Police
- Arise and arise
- Busy bodies
- I'm a stupid, get me my money back
- Whop-arse: a dish best served cold
- The world is Euro
- Justice is not (colour) blind
- This may be the first time
- Twirling, tumbling Tommy
- Gamblers' luck
- Arboreal art
- Transparency in democracy
- Rain stops play
- On the up
- TikTok BOOM!
- The unholy Trinity
- And the award for best representation goes to…
- Reaction farce
- Enheimer
- Barb
- What makes a tree a tree?
- Way2PissMeOff
- Go big or go home
- You'll always find me in the kitchen at State of the Union rebuttals
- Their aim is true (although their methods aren't)
- What's the diehl, Pete?
- Intermission missing
- D***(*)ing under the influence
- Multipart
- Ukrainian poisoner
- February (32) ≫
- Blackface
- Pages
(Pangea Global Events) - Unsustainable
(Times Scientific Group) - A Miss Moneypenny, 'er gone
- Gmail: false hope
- Lorem ipsum
- Prominence, or lack thereof
(Iris Publishers) - Too fat to fly
- Big cat
- Twice 1+1
- A taste of eastern promise
- Scalloped
- All the science that's fit to print (money)
(SciMedPress) - Madame Web saves Morbius
- DIE, Google, DEI
- Housey-housey
- Swifter Bowl
- Saint argentina
- To baldly go…
- It's better to remain silent and appear a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
- How not to win friends and influence people
- Friends ununited
- Parental approval
- Star(t)ling
- The bubble tea bubble
- Twofer
- Marichika Spring
- The life of Brian (tranny)
- The duplicator
- Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
- Harry, pocketed
- The bad and the beautiful
- January (42) ≫
- UPS in the air
- Pride and prejudice
- Tits for tats
- Racist drones
- Moving wallpaper
- MEN: have a go
- Souperlative
- AI commentary
- Mirror Mirror?
- Artificial design
- The hair, the mic, the world
- Nom nom nom
- Branching out
(HSPI) - Kenough is enough
- The air that I breathe
- Joined-up talking
- Too much misery
- 45 is the magic number
- Long straight hair
- Cable care
- On the face of it
- Inconvenient convenience
- Naughty Nigerians (again)
- Check it out
- Man-o-manosphere
- Annie Nightingale: done whistlin'
- Don't bother they're here
- Copy/post?
- Black arts
- The sex tape from hell
- A night at the Oprah
- Echo chamber
- Golden shower
- Glynis Johns: herzapoppin' (off this mortal coil)
- Maldivian medicos
- It pays to be boss
- Tubby love
- Gay bias
- Chelmsford 123
- 100% or less
- …and I am unanimous in that*
- The total fucking irony
- December (23) ≫
- 2023 ≫︎
- December (20) ≫
- Late booking
- Weedkiller (marijuana)
- 101 damnations
- Of chocolate and vomit
- Five minus one
- Aquamoan
- Negative advice
- Naming names
- globlconfs [sic]
- Three's a crowd
- Mx Universe: tH3 PaTriArchY will not accept failure in 2024
- Andre Braugher: 'im gone…too soon
- Pigs to the cancel
- Ben-Z
- Armless
- Cobalt revolt
- The king and 'im
- Pole-axed
- Dang it, Bobby
- 'Racist' royals
- November (21) ≫
- Shane MacGowan: dun drinkin'
- The last picture show (2023 edition)
- Like lemmings running off a cliff
- Myself Bobbie
- Big Bird in space
- Includes all
- It's not bioscience!
(Prime Pubmed) - The power behind the throne
- Miss PaTriArchY
- Appleton Greene: wha' happen?
- The final straw
- Orwell that ends well
- Appleton Greene: note to regulatory authorities on FTC filing under the CAN-SPAM Act
- Arse acher
- Boo-bloody-hoo
- Where are the meatballs?
- No thanks
- No reservations
(ScieniQ Publishers) - Pies 'n' beer
(Scicaucus) - Across the panderverse
- The parting of the hair
- October (38) ≫
- Free Speech For People (of whom we approve)
- Chandler: 'im bada-Bing bada-boomed
- Religiously passing the buck
- Mugshot
- Feline peckish
- Wassup homie?
- Rock of ages
- Brewing piss
- Two-tier X
- "Freeing up"
- The pumpkin slayer (pumpkinface)
- Madge on the march
- Nepo babies
- Book it like Becky
- Short-lived resurrection
- Vape pressure
- Iranian awakening
- Celebrity trials and woes
- Light summer viewing
- Flapthink crime
- It's academic, really
(Academic Research Publishing Group) - Gaza job
- Delicate sensibilities of trivial celebrities
- Subliminal doormat
- It's better than Chinatown
- I guess the predators are running out of naming options
(Conferences Global) - Robyn Hood
- Apollo landing
- Needs a better acting coach
- Totem recall
- Latin lover
- Big and dense
- Commemorate the date
- The Little Merpuppy
- Hunter's gun (charge)
- Never mind, Nancy
- Marianna unsprung
- Living like a monk…but not
- September (36) ≫
- Oh deer 🦌
- Stone Age style guide
- Gambon gone
- The "f-word"
- From North Korea with love
- People in glass houses…
- The name of the game
- Canadian Club
- Slow news day
- Bored of the Rings
- It's called acting, darling!
- How!…?
- Pink broadcasting
- Amber's number 1 fan*
- Stargazing
- Nobody here but us chickens
- Beware of geeks bearing gifts
- Porky 🐷
- X the known
- It makes a change from sexual assault
- Irreconcilable wall
- Planet smurf
- That'll do, Duck, that'll do
- Taking the PiS
- Retrx cool
- An incredible home no more?
- A Casual(ty) slip-up
- (at)
(Research Trends) - Escapologist
- A kick in the teeth
(SCON Conferences) - Poo(h) law!
- When will "X, formerly known as Twitter" become X?
- The power of five
- Sheep to be shorn
- The passive aggression of 'beep-beep'
- False advertising?
- August (31) ≫
- BBC website funding…?
- Magician, heal thyself
- When is a watermark not a watermark?
- Will the real Slim Shady please grow up?
- The wetter forecast (rain)
- Minted
- Bringing home the bacon
- Fringe cut
- Photo op
- The Met policeman's balls
- Unimaginative reimagination
- Music mix
- The fight of the century
- Urinal of clinical cases
- Plan(e)t meat
- Heads will roll
- Plot twist!
- A pain in the gut
- Breaking story…but will it be updated? (thinking)
- I want a divorce!
(MedDocs Publishers LLC) - F*c*book is harmless. Honest!
- Vegans are cheap, except the ones who aren't
- Zooming back to the office
- Please sir, I want some more
- Games without frontiers
- Too sketchy
- The Timberlake syndrome
- "Meaningful conversations"
- A bum wrap
- Med Discoveries
- Better call G'iah
- July (32) ≫
- Human Journals
- Around the world in 80 minutes*
- One path to a meat-free diet
- No sex please, we're rabbits
- Return to the grid
- Planking for profit
- Low rent
- More storage
- The four black wimmin of the wokecalypse
- Boaring story
- Fewer of not the best
- Body count
- Woke's 7
- Sanderson, just Sanderson
- Less is more
- History in the making
- Anon admin
- Strike two!
- Miss Nederlad
- Not all you can eat
- The person most responsible
- Jimmy who?
- June is not enough
- Escape from PA
- Rebuffed
- Flopbusters
- Clapp hands, here comes Raquel!
(Peertechz Publications) - Football TV
- 201 flops
- Global trusted urinalism
- The lesser of three evils
- Dumb and dumber
- June (35) ≫
- IJERA: another Indian webcomic
- Soccer stats
- A woman's work is never done
- Diabetic crisis
(ClinMed Conferences) - ALT(ernative)
- Idiot questions or idiot me?
- Swimwary
- Bud Light: GLAAD to be gay
- Grab 'em while you can!
- Not a good idea
- Democracy with a big stick
- Three-faced Don
- With great power…
- The billionaires' club
- Not deep throat
- Talking heads
- All the news that's fit to ignore
- Stealth edits: only if no one's watching
- Sixteen-month countdown
(Mindspace Conferences) - Get back
- Barbie girl
- China crisis
- You can't keep a bad dog down
- 300lb of Whatever
- Tip top
- SpongeBob is innocent!
- Come back when you're dead
- The benefit of hindsight
- Pride comes before a fall
- What the 'L'?
- Minority report
- Pois(s)on stew
- Bible bashing
- Juxtaposition
- Emojional unintelligence (clown)
- May (43) ≫
- Fusion con
- Courtroom cartoon
- BlaxploitAsian
- Ukrainian totty
- Special correspondent
- Ms or Mr?
- Time for turkey!
- Give me $12.5M and an espresso to go
- Dr JoePa
- The voice, the hair, the legs
- Pervy Pigs
- Game theory
- The tooth fairy
- The first [insert] in space
- Another hole for pigeons
- You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs
- Bury the lead
- Editorial bored
(Reseapro Publishing Group) - Anarchy don't come cheap
- Chinese takeaway
- The hooch pooch
- Les lettres françaises
- Selling piss
- Let there be light!
- All aboard the Snowflake Express
- Black alert
- Unboxing
- Keeping their religion
- A pox on your bottom no more
- How much excitement is there for Eurovision?
- Lardacious
- A more accurate guess
- Waitrose
- Love thy neighbour
- Whack (off) job
- Who could have foreseen it?
- AU
- Faith in the impossible
- Streaming malcontent
- Blurring the lines
- Mr or Ms?
- Official trawler
- IOSR webcomics
- April (44) ≫
- Sì, sì, cìtron
- .today's .best
- Grauniads of the galaxy
- Sometimes it's hard to be a man
- Twinkle toes
- Lies, damned lies, and marketing
- Inordinate interest in trivia
- Dopey man hit
- Not the best
- Whoopsy!
- Low self esteem
- Gen-H(ealth)
- Blaze of inglory
- Bombing run
- Rey?
- Needs a better handle
- Dead or alive
- All aboard the transtrain
- Buffed
- Black king takes black queen
- (Princess) Peachy
- Lil' ol' fashionista, me
(Symbiosis Group) - Men in hats
- Reproductive?
- Own Gul
(Bentham Science Publishers) - Poleaxed
- It's a subcontinent-sized world
- WASP-ish
- Taking the piss
- Government-funded anti-government media
- The passive aggression of airports
- Dour Don
- Stop me if you've heard this one before…
- Critical security alert: do nothing!
- London calling
- Days of future past
- Low orbit
- Is this what creative apathy looks like?
- Emojional intelligence
- Qatar cares
- Two clues
- Parisian walkways
- Camp Rwanda
- Lost magic
- March (45) ≫
- No nudes is good news
- Mr whippy
- A web form for VICE Voices
- 0s and 1s
- Forever and a day
- Rooted
- Disobeying disclaimer directives
- Planned accident
- Have we reached peak stupidity yet?
- Abnormal students
- PornArt
- No shit guv'nor
- Catch me if you can!
- Don't cry for me, Argentina
- Lying Lewis
(Directive Publications) - PG tips
- No shits for Springtime (poop)
- Basse cuisine
- To infinity and beyond!
- Diarrhoea is hereditary…*
- Sticking the (soccer) boot in
- And/Or
- DMCA…Run!
- Remarkable innovations
(Open Access Text) - Name that boy
- A Jimmy riddle
- Goodbye Commiefornia?
(Remedy Publications) - Bloody Marvelsous!
- Talibomb
- Phishing licence
- Hypocrisy, thy name art faded footballer
- Rong wregime
- Complimentary Casey
(ClinicSearch Publishing LLC) - Springtime for Hateler
- A splash of body odour
- Tax-free travellin'
- Spared
- The article that doesn't need to be read
- Is there a grindstone in the house?
- Didn't get the memo
- A confusion of conferences
(Scientific Meetings AKA Magnus Conferences) - Kongky
- Roboclot
(USF Conferences) - Poohan
- Possession is nine-tenths…
- February (33) ≫
- Some people probably shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion
- Cripes! Trigger warning, or false advertising?
- Written wrongly
- Reacher
- Stamp duty
- Shazam?
- New old phone, or old new phone?
- Oversensitivity reader
- Dahling
- Angry Birds
- 73 and counting
- 'Tards talking 'tards
- You gotta be shittin' me, Sherlock!
- Stupid Cupid
- Ghey not gay
- Number 1 Anna
- Modi operandi
- Plastica fantastica!
- Smash hit
- Roxanne
- Breaking Bard
- Living on the Edge
- Zoomers no more
- Fatty Owls
- Mic drop
- Satan sells
- Slik spelling
- Nothing like the real thing
- iPhone tech guru me
- Disappointing my wife in bed
- Another Editorial Manager
- Stumped
- Oh, the irany
- January (29) ≫
- The school of soft knocks
- The age of a corpse
- A sting in the tale
- Fish out of water
- Sore loser
- Popularity contest
- Blonde ambition
- The Duchess of Memphis
- A word that cannot be named
- 'P' for Paki(stani)…?
- More or less lethal
- The safety dance
- Rapepol
- Starfighters
- No defence
- Vertically challenged
- Dua Lipsync
- Educating Elena
(Scientific Archives LLC) - Prancing prophet
- She is risen!
- Très bonne année indeed
- Journalism 404
- Film 2023
- Less than five percent
- Copy/prosecute
- Duplicopter
- A tale of two dames
- Flour power
- More than you didn't pay for
- December (20) ≫
- 2022 ≫︎
- December (46) ≫
- Bye-bye Ben
- What's the difference between 35 and 22?
- Reproductive what?
- Blubber-bus
- Dhaka railway
- Expectantly expecting
- INCOMING!!
- And god created woman…and the Taliban
- Book to the future
- Dolled up
- Trained
- Hijab hysteria
- Santa stuck
- A warm, Ufizzi feeling(exclamation)
- Deep-fried anything: turning adversity into opportunity
- Low-energy predation
- What a difference a Dey makes
- Stay of execution
- A measure of success
- A study in pink. LOTS of pink!
- Health warning…or clever marketing?
- Boo-hoos and hurt fee-fees
- Doesn't add up
- Changing of the guard: a new hope
- Fully booked
- A promise of things to come
- Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
- Beware of Greeks accepting gifts
- A fool and their money
- Somebody actually said this
- A game of two halves
- Not-so-peaceful prize
- A tale of two rocket men
- What happened to the spirit of punk?
- The end of a two-week era
- Blair which?
- The sweet smell of farts
- Peruvian poverty
- Not reading the room
- Beat the meat
- Retard talking retards
- A shortness of Trusst
- Too butch for Jim
- The pied piper
- Robocop
- Lies, damned lies, and China's chongvirus statistics
- November (36) ≫
- Girls just wanna have fun
- All the news that's fit to 3D print
(Scisynopsis Conferences) - Monkeying around
- Party animals
- Latin(x)
- Superior stats
- Free wees
- Chinese take out
- Inactive shooter
- I.E.T. home phone
- Symbolic gesture
- Beefy
- Elementary, my dear Holmes
- Sicness
- Bellended
- Grazing grass
- Rooful announcement
- Stolen future
- No laughing matter
- Military cocktail
- Low-energy bubbles
- Psycho
- Making bank
- Hush, not hushed
- Careful what you wish for
- Case in point
- Old hag
- Bountyful
- Fear and loathing in Zhengzhou
- Only joking
- Today's technology, yesteryear
- Land of haa, or hal
- Kidnapping services
- Titularless
- All the fun of the fair at Cancer World
- Tempelhof remembered
- October (43) ≫
- Doing a Todd
- Simon says
- Monster mash
- Surgical bypass
- Let the good times and heads roll
- Bug brewing in Wuhan
- Spare change
- Dead man running
- Pope porn
- Albie or Ari?
(United Research Forum) - The carnival is over
- Impossible stars
- A quicker guide to Rishi Sunak
- Baby steps
- Another day…
- Third time's the charm…?
- When is a field of study not a field of study?
- The future is fucked. We're all doomed!
- Out with the vax
- Souper
- Two freaking letters
- Lack of Trusst
- Beyond meatless
- Delusions of relevance
- The eyes have it
- The man from Amazon
- A fine fine
- Fat-thumbed dinosaur eats crow
- Clinical Skillzzzzzzz
- The piggy principle
- Bookish
- Five, six, or one?
- Mercy me
(Auctores Publishing) - What a fool should keep to himself
- Plumbing the depths
- Poison for profit
- Titania: emphasis on the 'tit'
- More breaking news
- Meet heads
(Coalesce Research Group) - I talk to the trees…
- What's a rom?
- The mushroom hunter
- Word of mouth
(Scientific Eminence Group)
- September (38) ≫
- Deadlines don't come any tighter
- The lads doth protest too little, methinks
- Nurse! The screens!
- Unsecurity
- Planted
- Oral…health
- Time machine doppelgänger
- Rings of Pooper
- The nature of Shanu*
- Fail merge
- Yet more fervent curiosity
- The beer necessities
- The lady killer
- Tits-tastic!
- Wobbly
- From boomers to zoomers
- The end of a microera
- Born-again omnivore
- Representative audience
- Immorality code
- QWERTY or QWERT?
- Passing off
(Academia Publishing) - Robb-ed
(Journal of Biomedical Research & Environmental Sciences) - Familiarly different
- Old King Cock
- The new way of thinking
- Banjoko at law
- A foregone conclusion
- The trouble with travel
- Lack of esteem
- Subceeding expectations
- Leap of no faith
- Just another four years…
- Burns unit
- My way or the highway
- Thank you for your support, I'll always wear it
- Fat tax
- Harsh, but fair
- August (37) ≫
- Quietly quitting
- Commandos 0:3 The Free
- Slow business
- Exploring the explored
- Euro global twaddle
- Impactless
(Austin Publishing Group) - Triggered
- Disrespecting the departed
- Alarming
- Not privileged at all
- Allergic advisory
- Oh no, poor lamb
- Fringe benefits
- Low-energy nutrition
- Sadosacks
- Steph's deathbed wish
- Wrong message
- Half dutch
- Careless talc costs lives
- Bottompox
- Breaking news: a little more transparency?
- Hun the wiser
- Gone! And never called me mother!
- Everything I imagined, and less
- Paharma or pharma?
- Neutron-Bomb
- The new office…portal
- Boys 'n' beards
- Angie or Bob?
- Are you new here?
- Sport without sweat (sweaty)
- Goo-goo(gly) eyes
- Batgone
- Send in the clown
- How to back a winner
- Girls running around
- Brother, can you spare a halalah?*
- July (39) ≫
- Transformative parody is the sincerest form of flattery*
- Pooh flu
- BBC clickbait: the ellipses are out in force
- The proof of the pudding…is in the reading
(JSciMed Central) - I died laughing. Not.
- Rosebud
- Trad-Med man
- Darwin dedication
- Some of it, plus the rest of it…
- Not so manly
- Eurasia Conferences' conferences
- The world's most trusted social media
- Justice is blind
- Too obvious?
- Pet cemetery
- Time to leave
- Nothing good lasts forever
- Toilet twee
- Negative drop
- Hot off the press: a brand new publishing house
- Enriching women's health redux
- So long, and thanks for all the cash!
- Can you see his lips move?
- The running man
- All aboard the gravy train
- When you're down, you're down
- It's gonna be a long wait
- Must read?
- Cunning Myra
- Developing story: to be stealth updated
- Clarity for morons
- Precious engineering
- BoJo gonna gogo?
- Keep an idiot hanging on
- A man who knows his onions
- Ngenius
- Loosey
- Bum vote
- No trucking about
- June (35) ≫
- It's a complete mystery (SMH)
- The King and Them
- Surgical imprecision
- Turning tricks
- Let me count the ways
- Nlightenment
- Buzz cut
- Swimmin' with the non-wimmin
- Low interest
- Grandchildren endangered
- Ho, ho, ho
Not in Chicago - Two-faced Charlie
- Journal of Anything
- From USPS with love
- My nipples explode with delight!
- Spam, no matter what…
- Cotton candy correspondents
- Richard the Third
- The unknown incel
- Conditional email
- Zits and tits
- Fat shamed?
- Religious drugs are cuddly
- Useless error message #1253
- How anonymous is a name?
- Clueless confirmation
- All I want for Christmas is your royalties
- Token gesture
- Free nutrition!
- It's Istanbul, not Constantinople now
- EmiFlo: MIA (sad)
- My cruisin' Vinnie
- Beggars belief
- My outstanding H-index
- So Pride
- May (33) ≫
- Les e-sports
- Valley (Cottage) girl
- Unreaction
- Assault with a deadly weapon
- Say cheese
- Chicken, egg; egg, chicken
- Not so great desire
- A fitting send-off
- Crazy guy, gun crazy
- Neverending lockdown
- Elections: the outcome is all a matter of perspective
- The concrete jungle
- Rightsize me
- Bum upgrade
- It pays to be in India
- N-Dumbz
- Political dishonesty
- A life on the run
- Okay Bill (okay)
- Fairy Fey
- Thai down
- Not isolated enough
- The right to bear scary arms
- A spoonful of Sugar…is a spoonful too much
- An honest harlot?
- Liar Lisa
- This time we mean it (crossedfingers)
- Foetal accident
- Leave it out, guv'
- A grave matter
- Having their meat and eating it
- Dietary habits of the twig children
- Back to office
- April (52) ≫
- O-bi
- Batwahmxn: done fookin' scissorin'
- The price of reporting
- Misleading ad shock!
- He's got a nerve
- Always here
(Juniper Publishers) - I, Coleman
- Deeshonest
- Spelling Bee
- It's not harmful if you treat it right
- Pay it forward
- Fervently curious
- Tweet in space
- Ms Marlene
- The heat is exhausting
- Not dead yet
- Old-fashioned communications
- A very thoughtful question…?
- Hyderabad ho!
- Trianchi
- (N)OMICS
- Teething problems
- Time travel
- Morbius
- Keep waiting
- No ENTry
- Invictus Games
- Saddened and shocked of Sidmouth
- Dear heart
- Rwandan hotel
- Bookworm
- Of obesity and weight management
- Everyone, not everyone
- My green research
- Tell Laura I loathe her
- My mate Matt
- Where there's a Will, there's no way
- Ummm, yes, quite
- Joining the lunatics
- I chain, I sawed, I conquered
- Clever ho
- Due recognition
- Legolass
- Stormy weather
- The way of the wolf
(Lupine Publishers) - The sweet smell of cancer*
- Unnecessary acknowledgement
- Good boys
- The stealthy ho
- Just walk away, Rene
- Don't Say Ghey
- Foetal attraction
- March (63) ≫
- No noose is good news
- Submitted Photo
- Stupid Bag
- Almighty Bruce
- Shockingly unshocking
- Jolly Angelina
- Wild Wild Will
- The dog's gotta go
- It's all done in the best possible taste
- Apple turnover
- Not the full ticket
(Medtext Publications) - Loretta (LOL)
- Shitcanned
- Gender denial
- Open goal
- Moving goalposts
- No Newzz is good news
- Proof of Ed?
- The world is small
- Swimmin' with the wimmin
- Clueless
- Born too late
- Oscars 2022: who needs viewers?
- Fire safety
- Old LA
- Less smart phones
- The ol' one-three
- 3-in-1
- Predatory review
- Hitman meets fatman
- No, no, Nancy!
- Pyles
- A bum rap
- The most obvious Star Trek story ever
- I feel like a woman…
- Postcard from the ancestral homeland
- xxx?
- Orlando or (gut-)bust(er)
- 'My truth'
- Old king coal
- You can't call me Al
- Factoid: not trivial
- William Hurt: last Oscars
- If you're going to credit me with someone else's work, at least choose something interesting
- Justice for Jussie‽
- This auspicious year
- Quinntunessential
- It's not brayn surjury!
- Mega or mega-?
- Appleton Greene
- Pharmer Greene
- My "brilliant" research
- Gay, gay, gay
- Of gods and dwarves
- SciPinion
- Late bird discount
- Heeeere's Rene!
- The popcorn bandit (popcorn)
- Sheep to be fleeced
- /campaigns/
- Cancerfornia
- Are you trained?
- Track 'n' trace
(Gavin Publishers)
- February (65) ≫
- (g)OAT(se)
- So, who is gay?
- Editorial broad
- More MailWizz!
- Drugs and fishes
- Supplementary
- Psst
- His Royal Popness
- Just send anything!
(Herald Open Access) - What The Lord giveth…
- Rene, now with added é
- Jess and obesity
- Do you like cookies too?
- Belmont or Bengaluru?
- A different parochial perspective
- A brothel is a brothel is a brothel
- Of mermaids and morons
- Not even trying
- Immediately passed over
- Not throwing caution to the wind
- Liver hard, die young
- Happia without Sophia
- First world nation
- Trumped
- Journalism or mental torture?
- Unlisted number
- Please, Oscar to stop!
- Predatory publishers
- Do you offer discounts too?
- Half-arsed job
- Thought for the day: hedging your bets
- Bridge over the river Detroit
- Pharmed out
- Not just Jessica
- Donate to ME!ME!ME!
- U kraine, u saw, u conquered
- Is there a barber in the house?
- Hopeless response
- Holy me (holy)
- Are you saying I'm fat?
- Going straight
- Double-down juries
- It takes allsorts
- Lil' ol' risk-taker me
- Emma, is that really you?
- The colour of Ronnie
- Truckers not truckin'
- Champagne conservative
- My humps
- A bridge too far
- Skating on thin ice
- The return of Editorial Manager
- Evalueserve
- Razzie dazzle 'em
- The southern part of Erica
- Drinking piss
- Hey Joe
- Sydney Opera Flag
- Pain meds
- The Motherland
- The peasants are revolting!
- Arresting development
- Natural healing
- Et Cetera
- Halo, is it me you're looking for?
- January (66) ≫
- Check your privilege
- If you build it…
- Head in the Clouds
- Medium
- I'm dead (not really)
- Vegan meat
- Dentist the menace
- Best Bond? Not as bad as before!
- macOS upgrade: option missing
- You'll believe a mong can fly
- Old man howls at moon (moon)
- Short story
- A question of ownership
- Editorial confusion
- Alice in chains
- Visionary video
- Trailer trial
- Downside up
- Peachy
- Tennis the menace
- The great egg race
- Full Disclosure
- The balloon children
- LOTR: CW-style
- Careless reading causes confusion
- Alpha meatheads assemble!
- White men need not apply
- Going postal
- Looks like a pig, walks like a pig…
- Reporter reporting
- Me(diterranean)
- Licence-free
- Jet powered
- Boozy nights
- Standing in the shadows
- Not such a bargain
- Thanks Mack! (thumbup)
- Da-do-Ron-Ron
- I'm sarcastic, therefore I'm brainy
- GOAAALLLLLLL
- Nano nano
- CS:CH
- Debs
- NY jelly
- The (international) shipping forecast
- Stoner
- Altered images
- Slumming it
- Bombing under the radar
- Whatever grits you through the night
- CAN-SPAM! Thank you, ma'am!
- The great escape
- Traumedy
- What's in a Wordl?
- Stack 'em, pack 'em, and rack 'em
(Magnus Conferences) - This unsolicited message is intended only…
- I'm No. 1
- The devil in the detail
- No data
- Film noir (et blanc)
- Proof of god?
- Too close to the sun
- Frohes Neues Jahr!
- Green sky thinking
- Joyeuse Nouvelle Année!
- Tarty tats
- December (46) ≫
- 2021 ≫︎
- December (61) ≫
- Pandemic posting
- Victim in waiting
- Chicken sausage rolls
- The good husband
- Janice Long: done suckin'
- Pizza the action
- The Hustle: one word review
- Sally Ann Howes: no longer banging
- Sky vs Sony: which hates me most?
- The Matrix Resuscitated
- Ho-ho-holocaust
- God is grate
- Foresee to praise
- 'Tis the season to…recycle old fluff pieces
- 5G or 0G(enes)
- Superstitious rail
- Levelling up?
- Tail wagging the dog
- RT: all is not what it seems
- A rock and a hard place
- Gagging order
- Take THAT, Pooh!
- IS THIS ME?
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
- Live. Die. Repeat. Or not.
- Give me the reason
- Dutch oven
- Labour vs delivery
- Zzz…orro
- Cell of duty
- 'X' for Latina
- Girl boss?
- No slacking!
- Leper colony
- Sue-TS, you sir!
- Fitch-slapped
- Mark or Mike?
- When correct is incorrect
- Just rephrase the question
- Hitler: that two-faced jerk!
- Red wine and dementia
- Sound advice
- Pop music
- Santa (st)Inc.
- Journal of (any) research
- MegaCorpCH no more
- Keeping Members (of Parliament) warm
- Tronto
- Helpful photo
- Ageing disgracefully
- Klaus
- By these four steps
- Daddy's little princess, a chip off the old block
- Ready for anything
- Fleecing the flock
- Too soon to hope
- The wheelchair heist
- A tale of two cities
- That's a turnip for the books!
- Journalistic ethics are a thing…allegedly
- The ol' one-two
- November (55) ≫
- Send us your gynaecologists
(MedPress) - Me, myself, I
- Trackers tracking
- Dental floss
- A vacant lot
- Disclaimer disregarded
- Give us an 'E'
- Navbar update
- The piggy premium
- 27 down…
- This little piggy…
- I'm a nonentity…get me some publicity!
- Terrable
- Tracking Martians
- The Hungary Games
- All of you
- My learned works?
- Ghouls jus' wanna have fun
- Canadabis
- Social media (bath) bombing
- It must be Thanksgiving
- Hedging my bets
- Let's go…
- When 'yes' means 'no'
- No mobile while mobile
- Privacy is very important to F*c*book
- Yippy, not yippee
- All-we-can-afford-for-you-to-eat
- X, the unknown
- Flowers power
- Bog off!
- Immediate attention
- Editorial Manager
- Pooh payment
- Hypertensive
- Fighter talk
- Getting ready to get busy
- Pride!
- Suppository
- No chance
- Butt, officers…
- Colombian clot
- 'Boiz will be 'boiz
- What about us?
- Sweet William
- Shock news: 'stunning and brave' isn't money
- A venue of Vanessas
- Sporting fashion
- Eternally rotten
- Bond theme songs
- NAP26
- Rejoice‽
- Imagine all the staffers
Dictating what you do* - Bemmoth
- Batty
- Send us your gynaecologists
- October (48) ≫
- Tess Holliday's morning workout routine
- Savannah or Saanvi?
- Close, but no cigar
- Flagging
- Haunted hotel
- Guardians of the future
- I didn't realise that my writing was so bad (sad)
- Saving lives: one fat, brown, gay kiss at a time
- Parisian
- Overachiever
- Ichi, scratchi
- Describe in detail
- Lisa with an EL*
- Eternally yours
- Kindly piss off*
- D1 R6 D1 S6
- Not fast enough
- Hair razor
- Laundered
- Must. Go. To. Bed.
- A rose is a Rose is a liar
- The Closer
- Too damned precious!
- Spy way
- The write man for the job?
- Symbolic stupidity
- Funny, not funny
- Spaced out
- Acid tongue
- Really record breaking
- Girls hangin' out
- Beebbait
- Charlotte's web
- "Time just gets away from us"
- Bondbots
- Change monkey: change for the sake of it
- Losers
- Safe cigs
- B-movie
- Melting ice
- Catwahmxn
- E-man*
- A Windows on the future
- Lost in translation
- Hello hardly anyone
- From India with love?
- Saying it's not doesn't mean it's not
- Revealing
- September (37) ≫
- The running woman
- Grand research
- Persona grating
- Keeping it within the family
- The revolution will be televised…
- The type of R. Kelly (part 2)*
- Newcastle 'Scholars' Publishing
- Extending my research?
- Just passing through
- Druggie
- Let the punishment fit the crime
- Indienono
- Poohcom
- Learnons-nous Franglais avec BoJo
- I loved her as her
- Surgical precision
- Not forevergrande
- Measure for measure
- Representation, arse
- Herbidacious
- Rapper's denial
- Suspiciously-crafted email
- Of Nazis and nutters
- Racist sweatpants
- Pegged out
- Shrinking violet
- 99%
- Comic timing
- Joker of the mountains
- The ethics of spam
- Still overpriced
- California or Cambodia?
- Funniest line ever…for today
- Just the fax, ma'am
- Carded
- When Supreme Leader says 'jump'…
- Boobus
- August (58) ≫
- What's in a word?
- Bombs or blacklisting
- Pickled nothing
- Who pays the ferryman?
- WW84 (sad)
- Wise words
- Abnormal piercing
- Dial 'M' for monotonous
- If you manage the micros, the macros will manage themselves
- Comics for dummies
- WASPish
- Corners of a round thing
- Tinfoil communications
- The type of R. Kelly*
- Days of future passed
- Too much too young
- Sketchy
- Sean Lock: no laughing matter
- Marco is a NSFW
- Hairy spice
- To chirp, or not to Chirp
- Damned if you do…
- Idiots 0 : 1 Taliban
- L&O:SVU
- Tinfoil vaccine
- IncIS
- All I want for Christmas is less plastic
- Chips ahoy!
- Glorious wishes
- Too close to call?
- Ouch!
- Nun the wiser
- Schedule of good fortune
- Birds Of Prey four word review
- No vaccine for zombies
- A glimmer of hope?
- Karaoke should be illegal
- League of extraordinary godbotherers
- Apostrophe apathy
- Take me home, racist roads
- Butch Carter and the superfans kids
- Jabby
- Chairperson of the board
- Reporting reporting
- Doesn't ad up
- Verbing
- Iron Giant is bestester
- Bangladeaths
- Space cock
- A test of oldness
- ALL OUT
- Yours competently
- Redress
- Sore losers
- Time is running out
- The other F-bomb
- Meat (substitute) head
- Ancestral homeland
- July (33) ≫
- Bonus points
- Too many cooks
- Mushrooms are tasty
- Keeping a low profile
- Ho-Man
- Can I have a 'please, no more emojis' emoji?
- Beginning of the end
- McRon
- Virtual schmoozing
- The sixth sense
- Trust me, I'm my wife
- Too rich for me!
- Meet the new boss…
- Bursting the bubble?
- Population control
- China doesn't do naughty things on the internet
- Disney: lower your expectations
- C-Movie
- Iron Fist
- Waiting hopefully
- Overreacting much?
- The bigger they come
- Game for a laugh
- Man at the top
- When lightning strikes
- Trigger happy
- Home aid
- Sullied deals
- Is this really 'news'?
- Just. Can't. Stop.
- Pot luck (marijuana)
- Eminent me
- Unleash the lawyers! (vultures)
- June (45) ≫
- NFL HAZ TEH GAYZ
- Kim Jong-un, when him gon-un?
- Wish upon a star
- 55 years and counting
- Windows 10+1
- Skype no more
- Make mine an hypocrisy on the rocks
- Disunite the right!
- Tokyo no-go
- Moving on
- Transition to win
- Snow what?
- There, but for the letter 'h'
- Laurel hardly
- Whining widow
- Bottom secret
- Straight talking
- Hooked!
- A hard habit to brake
- Is there a dietician in the house?
- Prime mover
- Carry On Cleo
- E or H2?
- Pleasies don't comesies
- Moaning Muslim
- Inside The CW script writing room
- Is there a doctor in the house?
- Hello, Dolly!
- Gorefundme
- My precious articles
- The great divide
- How low is too low?
- Trust me, I'm a doctor
- Criminal mastermindless
- The fifteen percenters
- Black queen
- Bada Bing, bada boom
- Going with plan B
- Misheard lyrics
- You can die, but you can't hide
- Asparagus: too exciting for lawyers
- Panderin' in Mandarin
- Poor little rich girl
- Annihilation of conscience?
- Let's start at the very beginning
- May (35) ≫
- At one with nature
- My mum's newspaper, as an audiobook
- President 'Pa squares up to President Pooh
- Powerpuffs fail the day
- I give up!
- The colour of law
- Low five
- When is not a ban, a ban?
- Runners 'n' riders
- Tastes like chicken
- Bad noose
- Don't learn Scrivener
- No joke
- Edged out
- Privates on parade
- Secret password
- See no evil
- A reasonable expectation
- Early riser!
- Not my type
- Lo-rez journalism
- Quinoa
- Cruise control
- Food for fight
- No Globes
- The luvvies are getting restless
- Couldn't see it coming
- Inglish lyk wot I rite
- If you're gonna lie, don't make it obvious
- Nick Kamen, 'im done laundering
- The new Thinkpol in training
- TrumpAcademy
- The transsporting life
- Titless
- Car park sharks
- April (43) ≫
- Cancermail
- Mmmmm-mmmm minty!
- Cannot be arsed
- Josstice League
- Lil' ol' mathematician me
- Well, that was expected!
- Well, that was unexpected!
- Hair today, gone tomorrow (sad)
- Crocktain America
- Flight to nowhere
- Friday on my mind
- You're gonna need a bigger loaf
- One of our civil servants is missing!
- Don't shoot the messenger
- The 'best' of Chad
- True Bluey
- Unfortunate choice of words
- Political football
- Buy freedom
- Economic double bubble
- Product displacement
- Byron bane
- Bucking the trend
- Fruit thief
- Choked
- The call of the wild
- Sorry for nothing
- Ironic alcoholic
- Doris the Minor
- Toodle-pip!
- Secure pawswords
- Easy, Tiger
- Ghostbusted
- Durian Durian
- The truth about lying
- The luck of the Irish?
Pah! Try the luck of the English! - Debunking disliking dislikes
- A matter of trust
- Able was I
- Star Wars against Brexit?
- Null points*
- My statistics are better than yours
- Disliking dislikes
- March (33) ≫
- Come fly with me
- Quoting sources
- Another Fury, another cat
- Suez crisis
- It's all geek to me
- Streetwalker me
- Curfew quarrel
- Pronoun prat
- Small films (but not Smallfilms)
- Return to normal
- Tree Story
- The Price is right
- Sleaze contagion
- Rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic
- Zoom zoom zoom (or not)
- Fly from home
- Justice is served!
- I'll see you in the next one
- Will the real Scissor Sisters please stand up?
- Biden his time
- Changing lanes
- Of rocks and stargazers
- Golden meltdown
- Rock star
- Ekkylop
- Rock bottom
- Creepfake
- Follow the money
- Unmasked!
- Let (s)he who is without sin
- The speed of film
- Breaking the rules
- All that glisters is not gold
- February (13) ≫
- January (15) ≫
- December (61) ≫
- 2020 ≫︎
- December (10) ≫
- November (11) ≫
- October (19) ≫
- "Bond, James Bond"
- Those who can, do
- How many Republicans does it take to confirm a judge?
- You aren't what you eat
- We wish you a merry Christmas
- One in a million
- Picture imperfect
- Silly sausage
- Be careful what you (don't) wish for
- Losing your head
- The upside to 'methodical'
- With great power
- Scooby don't
- Tinfoil OS
- Hollywood SKWAREZ
- Roger Moore's eyebrow
- Viral leadership
- Blue, not blue
- Twitter killer
- September (17) ≫
- Captain Okay(ish)
- A pub with no cheer
- I spy
- Creative reimagining
- Why is 'petty' not pronounced like 'pretty' without an 'r'?
- Ice one, Mrs LPL!
- Bond, Jane Bond
- Fist bump! Fist bump?
- Totally missing the point
- Complete the following sentence
- I h8 Netflix
70 GOTO 10- Disney Minus
- Uncaged
- You can't keep a good man down
- I have a dream…
- Not playing politics
- August (26) ≫
- Ich bin ein Berliner
- Hunny, I shrunk the world's economies
- Just think of the children!
- Sponger sponging
- It's finger cleanin' responsibly good
- Party poopers
- Missiles, target,…?
- Ratatouille tgtnoise
- Poll position
- Orange is the new orange
- Deadlier than the male
- Roast chicken
- School's out
- Degrees of freedom
- Today I learned…
- Apples 'n' pears: logo wars
- Gone phishing
- Incognito
- Taking a fall
- Too sensitive?
- It's the end of the world as we know it
- Eat your heart out
- Bombs away!
- Benign incompetence
- What a fool believes
- Muzzle puzzle
- July (34) ≫
- The complexity of superheroism
- Who's the dummy?
- Time bandits
- 'Phone upgrade?
- Olivia de Havilland: 'er gone (with the wind)
- OCD: obsessive coding disorder
- Bustameme
- Peter Green: oh well
- (q) When is an SJW not an SJW?
- Hopeful response
- Lush life
- Cures
- Deep thinker?
- Q
- The buffet slayer
- The times they are a'changin'
- Masking the 'truth'
- Return to whose normality?
- So that's alright then!
- Pas de chokehold, pas de mort
- Missing the point?
- It's a gas
- A dog with no name
- Closing the gender gap
- Oh, the irony!
- Masking the joy
- You really couldn't make this up. But someone actually did!
- While my heart gently bleeds
- Some hope!
- [Han]cock and bull story
- UK Government in not making sense shock!
- I blow my nose in your general direction
- Lady A at war with Lady A
- I'll make my own mind up…as long as it's alright with you
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- Coccyx and bawl story
- Brother, can you spare a dime?
- The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth
- If it walks like a duck
- The elixir of youth. Or not?
- I (heart) choo-choo puffers!
- Publish, and be damned!
- Less influential
- WASP: wealthy, Anglo-Saxon, pinhead
- If you can't make it, fake it
- Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.
- Government of the people, by [some of] the people, for the party
- Dead men collect no pension
- Leaving Neverland
- Keeping mum
- Let's hear it for Colonel Marvel!
- Battlefield bomb
- Damning with faint praise
- At least they bend their gender
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- Heavenly bodies
- A strap-on for girls
- The price of tomatoes
- The method of Sherlock
- Smile! But only if you're in the bright bit
- Wackipaedia
- Cause or effect: are you looking at me?
- Django Unchained: five word review
- Join the club!
- Just a sec'!
- ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!! (cancelled due to lack of interest)
- ZOMBIE APOCALYSE!!!!
- Off with his head!
- If it's worth saying, it's worth saying twice
- Olympus, Olympus, Olympus?
- Fat chance
- Bad manners rewarded
- Please, no Morsi
- Sherlock: the one that got away
- Shitstorm in a teacup
- We love your money!
- The least good US president
- How much porn is on the web?
- Moonrise
- June (23) ≫
- Dragon magic!
- Suits you, sir!
- Ingrish
- Biter, bit; back-stabbing; politics; and other games of dishonour
- Well that's a little ironic!
- Silent running
- Q: How can you tell when a politician's lying?
- Monster High
- Placebo it is not
- Clint Eastwood's latest starring role
- U iz stoopid
- Thoracotomy
- A challenging question?
- Let's be different
- Mars attacks!
- If you're going to Mount Olympus, be sure to wear some laurels in your hair
- BWAH-HA-HA! It's the real Professor X!
- Stable door, bolted horse, etc., etc.
- The benefit of losing?
- Catch me if you can
- He was alive, but we soon took care of that! (proud)
- The Blue Lagoon reboot
- Sorry, can you speak any louder? We can't hear you
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- 2012 ≫︎
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- November (19) ≫
- The rise of Skynet
- A sign of the times?
- When you're in a hole
- Savile row
- A Mormon moment (not really)
- Did we mention that he's a son of Korean immigrants?
- Should I leave my brain to medical science?*
- And turn in your key to the executive washroom
- Ur So Gay
- I'm too young to die!
- Good caption
- Hubris: how gay!
- Keep death off the roads: drive on the pavement!
- You know where to come. Or not.
- Civil war in The Civil Wars.
- Obama re-elected. Twice.
- The perils of weightlessness
- Encouragement
- Is this really the world's ugliest building?
- October (12) ≫
- Misleading advertising shock!
- Skeuomorphism
- Some people are never satisfied
- Stop that 'fun' right now!
- Benny joins the justice league
- Jimmy Savile: nasty man
- PS3 hacked. Again.
- Tits oot fer the lads! A political protest by the PHWOAR! Party
- Jimmy Savile: nasty man with nasty friends…allegedly
- I was asleep when my mum woke me
- Referee!
- Now then, now then! Jimmy Savile done pervin'…allegedly*
- September (11) ≫
- Eco-Ferrari
- Law Abiding Citizen: ten word review
- Avengers Assemble: nine word review
- Fiction becomes reality?
- Tits oot fer the lads! Or 'hubris, thy name art Royal scandal'
- Mancunians are very naughty people
- Science fiction becomes science FACT!
- Pas de merde, Sherlock
- By jingo(ism)!
- Bemorecreativegate
- Max Bygraves: 'im gonegrave
- August (16) ≫
- What's in a number?
- Mi braynz num
- Honour and offer
- No shit, Sherlock: We got braynz
- Art is in the eye of the beholder
- A funny thing happened on the way to the Fringe…
- Scott McKenzie: 'im done lovin'
- Tony Scott: that's a wrap
- Should I become gay?*
- No shit, Sherlock: Sherlock returns
- Saudi Arabia is not feeling .gay
- MUST HAVE!
- Marvin Hamlisch: no longer the way he was
- Colin plays Arnie
- Snow leopards love squirrels
- Twitter: is this the end of the road?
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