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• 2022 ≫︎
  • October (3) ≫
    • What's a rom?
    • The mushroom hunter
    • Word of mouth
  • September (38) ≫
    • Deadlines don't come any tighter
    • The lads doth protest too little, methinks
    • Nurse! The screens!
    • Unsecurity
    • Planted
    • Oral...health
    • Time machine doppelgänger
    • Rings of Pooper
    • The nature of Shanu*
    • Fail merge
    • Yet more fervent curiosity
    • The beer necessities
    • The lady killer
    • Tits-tastic!
    • Wobbly
    • From boomers to zoomers
    • The end of a microera
    • Born-again omnivore
    • Representative audience
    • Immorality code
    • QWERTY or QWERT?
    • Passing off
    • Robb-ed
    • Familiarly different
    • Old King Cock
    • The new way of thinking
    • Banjoko at law
    • A foregone conclusion
    • The trouble with travel
    • Lack of esteem
    • Subceeding expectations
    • Leap of no faith
    • Just another four years...
    • Burns unit
    • My way or the highway
    • In Liz we Trusst
    • Fat tax
    • Harsh, but fair
  • August (38) ≫
    • Quietly quitting
    • Commandos 0:3 The Free
    • Slow business
    • Exploring the explored
    • Euro global twaddle
    • Impactless
    • Triggered
    • Disrespecting the departed
    • Alarming
    • Not privileged at all
    • Allergic advisory
    • Oh no, poor lamb
    • Fringe benefits
    • Low-energy nutrition
    • Sadosacks
    • Steph's deathbed wish
    • Wrong message
    • Half dutch
    • Careless talc costs lives
    • Bottompox
    • Breaking news: a little more transparency?
    • Hun the wiser
    • Gone! And never called me mother!
    • Everything I imagined, and less
    • Paharma or pharma?
    • Neutron-Bomb
    • The new office...portal
    • Boys'n'beards
    • Angie or Bob?
    • Are you new here?
    • Sport without sweat
    • Goo-goo(gly) eyes
    • Batgone
    • Send in the clown
    • How to back a winner
    • The other F-bomb
    • Girls running around
    • Brother, can you spare a halalah?*
  • July (38) ≫
    • Transformative parody is the sincerest form of flattery*
    • Pooh flu
    • BBC clickbait: the ellipses are out in force
    • The proof of the pudding...is in the reading
    • I died laughing. Not.
    • Rosebud
    • Trad-Med man
    • Darwin dedication
    • Some of it, plus the rest of it...
    • Not so manly
    • Eurasia Conferences' conferences
    • The world's most trusted social media
    • Justice is blind
    • Too obvious?
    • Pet cemetery
    • Time to leave
    • Nothing good lasts forever
    • Toilet twee
    • Negative drop
    • Hot off the press: a brand new publishing house
    • Enriching women's health redux
    • So long, and thanks for all the cash!
    • Can you see his lips move?
    • The running man
    • All aboard the gravy train
    • When you're down, you're down
    • It's gonna be a long wait
    • Must read?
    • Cunning Myra
    • Developing story: to be stealth updated
    • Clarity for morons
    • Precious engineering
    • BoJo gonna gogo?
    • Keep an idiot hanging on
    • Ngenius
    • Loosey
    • Bum vote
    • No trucking about
  • June (35) ≫
    • It's a complete mystery (SMH)
    • The King and Them
    • Surgical imprecision
    • Turning tricks
    • Let me count the ways
    • Nlightenment
    • Buzz cut
    • Swimmin' with the non-wimmin
    • Low interest
    • Grandchildren endangered
    • Ho, ho, ho
      Not in Chicago
    • Two-faced Charlie
    • Journal of Anything
    • From USPS with love
    • My nipples explode with delight!
    • Spam, no matter what...
    • Cotton candy correspondents
    • Richard the Third
    • The unknown incel
    • Conditional email
    • Zits and tits
    • Fat shamed?
    • Religious drugs are cuddly
    • Useless error message #1253
    • How anonymous is a name?
    • Clueless confirmation
    • All I want for Christmas is your royalties
    • Token gesture
    • Free nutrition!
    • It's Istanbul, not Constantinople now
    • EmiFlo: MIA (sad)
    • My cruisin' Vinnie
    • Beggars belief
    • My outstanding H-index
    • So Pride
  • May (32) ≫
    • Les e-sports
    • Valley (Cottage) girl
    • Unreaction
    • Assault with a deadly weapon
    • Say cheese
    • Chicken, egg; egg, chicken
    • Not so great desire
    • A fitting send-off
    • Crazy guy, gun crazy
    • Neverending lockdown
    • Elections: the outcome is all a matter of perspective
    • The concrete jungle
    • Rightsize me
    • Bum upgrade
    • It pays to be in India
    • Political dishonesty
    • A life on the run
    • Okay Bill
    • Fairy Fey
    • Thai down
    • Not isolated enough
    • The right to bear scary arms
    • A spoonful of Sugar...is a spoonful too much
    • An honest harlot?
    • Liar Lisa
    • This time we mean it (crossedfingers)
    • Foetal accident
    • Leave it out, guv'
    • A grave matter
    • Having their meat and eating it
    • Dietary habits of the twig children
    • Back to office
  • April (50) ≫
    • O-bi
    • Batwahmxn: done fookin' scissorin'
    • The price of reporting
    • Misleading ad shock!
    • He's got a nerve
    • Always here
    • I, Coleman
    • Deeshonest
    • Spelling Bee
    • It's not harmful if you treat it right
    • Pay it forward
    • Fervently curious
    • Tweet in space
    • Ms Marlene
    • The heat is exhausting
    • Not dead yet
    • Old-fashioned communications
    • A very thoughtful question...?
    • Hyderabad ho!
    • (N)OMICS
    • Teething problems
    • Time travel
    • Morbius
    • Keep waiting
    • No ENTry
    • Invictus Games
    • Saddened and shocked of Sidmouth
    • Dear heart
    • Rwandan hotel
    • Bookworm
    • Of obesity and weight management
    • Everyone, not everyone
    • My green research
    • Tell Laura I loathe her
    • My mate Matt
    • Where there's a Will, there's no way
    • Ummm, yes, quite
    • Joining the lunatics
    • I chain, I sawed, I conquered
    • Clever ho
    • Due recognition
    • Legolass
    • Stormy weather
    • The way of the wolf
    • The sweet smell of cancer*
    • Unnecessary acknowledgement
    • Good boys
    • The stealthy ho
    • Just walk away, Rene
    • Foetal attraction
  • March (63) ≫
    • No noose is good news
    • Submitted Photo
    • Stupid Bag
    • Almighty Bruce
    • Shockingly unshocking
    • Jolly Angelina
    • Wild Wild Will
    • The dog's gotta go
    • It's all done in the best possible taste
    • Apple turnover
    • Not the full ticket
    • Loretta (LOL)
    • Shitcanned
    • Gender denial
    • Open goal
    • Moving goalposts
    • No Newzz is good news
    • Proof of Ed?
    • The world is small
    • Swimmin' with the wimmin
    • Clueless
    • Born too late
    • Oscars 2022: who needs viewers?
    • Fire safety
    • Old LA
    • Less smart phones
    • The ol' one-three
    • 3-in-1
    • Predatory review
    • Hitman meets fatman
    • No, no, Nancy!
    • Pyles
    • A bum rap
    • The most obvious Star Trek story ever
    • I feel like a woman...
    • Postcard from the ancestral homeland
    • xxx?
    • Orlando or (gut-)bust(er)
    • 'My truth'
    • Old king coal
    • You can't call me Al
    • Factoid: not trivial
    • William Hurt: last Oscars
    • If you're going to credit me with someone else's work, at least choose something interesting
    • Justice for Jussie‽
    • This auspicious year
    • Quinntunessential
    • It's not brayn surjury!
    • Mega or mega-?
    • Appleton Greene
    • Pharmer Greene
    • My "brilliant" research
    • Gay, gay, gay
    • Of gods and dwarves
    • SciPinion
    • Late bird discount
    • Heeeere's Rene!
    • The popcorn bandit
    • Sheep to be fleeced
    • /campaigns/
    • Cancerfornia
    • Are you trained?
    • Track 'n' trace
  • February (63) ≫
    • (g)OAT(se)
    • Editorial bored
    • More MailWizz!
    • Drugs and fishes
    • Supplementary
    • Psst
    • His Royal Popness
    • Just send anything!
    • What The Lord giveth...
    • Rene, now with added é
    • Jess and obesity
    • Do you like cookies too?
    • Belmont or Bangalore?
    • A different parochial perspective
    • A brothel is a brothel is a brothel
    • Of mermaids and morons
    • Not even trying
    • Immediately passed over
    • Not throwing caution to the wind
    • Liver hard, die young
    • Happia without Sophia
    • First world nation
    • Trumped
    • Journalism or mental torture?
    • Unlisted number
    • Please, Oscar to stop!
    • Predatory publishers
    • Do you offer discounts too?
    • Half-arsed job
    • Thought for the day: hedging your bets
    • Bridge over the river Detroit
    • Pharmed out
    • Not just Jessica
    • Donate to ME!ME!ME!
    • U kraine, u saw, u conquered
    • Is there a barber in the house?
    • Hopeless response
    • Holy me (holy)
    • Are you saying I'm fat?
    • Going straight
    • Double-down juries
    • It takes allsorts
    • Lil' ol' risk-taker me
    • Emma, is that really you?
    • The colour of Ronnie
    • Truckers not truckin'
    • Champagne conservative
    • A bridge too far
    • Skating on thin ice
    • The return of Editorial Manager
    • Evalueserve
    • Razzie dazzle 'em
    • The southern part of Erica
    • Drinking piss
    • Hey Joe
    • Pretty 2
    • Pain meds
    • The Motherland
    • The peasants are revolting!
    • Arresting development
    • Natural healing
    • Et Cetera
    • Halo, is it me you're looking for?
  • January (66) ≫
    • Check your privilege
    • If you build it...
    • Head in the Clouds
    • Medium
    • I'm dead (not really)
    • Vegan meat
    • Dentist the menace
    • Best Bond? Not as bad as before!
    • macOS upgrade: option missing
    • You'll believe a mong can fly
    • Old man howls at moon
    • Short story
    • A question of ownership
    • Editorial confusion
    • Alice in chains
    • Visionary video
    • Trailer trial
    • Downside up
    • Peachy
    • Tennis the menace
    • The great egg race
    • Full Disclosure
    • The balloon children
    • LOTR: CW-style
    • Careless reading causes confusion
    • Alpha meatheads assemble!
    • White men need not apply
    • Going postal
    • Looks like a pig, walks like a pig...
    • Reporter reporting
    • Me(diterranean)
    • Licence-free
    • Jet powered
    • Boozy nights
    • Standing in the shadows
    • Not such a bargain
    • Thanks Mack! (thumbup)
    • Da-do-Ron-Ron
    • I'm sarcastic, therefore I'm brainy
    • GOAAALLLLLLL
    • Nano nano
    • CS:CH
    • Debs
    • NY jelly
    • The (international) shipping forecast
    • Stoner
    • Altered images
    • Slumming it
    • Bombing under the radar
    • Whatever grits you through the night
    • CAN-SPAM! Thank you, ma'am!
    • The great escape
    • Traumedy
    • What's in a Wordl?
    • Stack 'em, pack 'em, and rack 'em
    • This unsolicited message is intended only...
    • I'm No. 1
    • The devil in the detail
    • No data
    • Film noir (et blanc)
    • Proof of god?
    • Too close to the sun
    • Frohes Neues Jahr!
    • Green sky thinking
    • Joyeuse Nouvelle Année!
    • Tarty tatts
• 2021 ≫︎
  • December (60) ≫
    • Pandemic posting
    • Victim in waiting
    • Chicken sausage rolls
    • The good husband
    • Pizza the action
    • The Hustle: one word review
    • Sally Ann Howes: no longer banging
    • Sky vs. Sony: which hates me most?
    • The Matrix Resuscitated
    • Ho-ho-holocaust
    • God is grate
    • Foresee to praise
    • 'Tis the season to...recycle old fluff pieces
    • 5G or 0G(enes)
    • Superstitious rail
    • Levelling up?
    • Tail wagging the dog
    • RT: all is not what it seems
    • A rock and a hard place
    • Gagging order
    • Take THAT, Pooh!
    • IS THIS ME?
    • I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
    • Live. Die. Repeat. Or not.
    • Give me the reason
    • Dutch oven
    • Labour vs. delivery
    • Zzz...orro
    • Cell of duty
    • 'X' for Latina
    • Girl boss?
    • No slacking!
    • Leper colony
    • Sue-TS, you sir!
    • Fitch-slapped
    • Mark or Mike?
    • When correct is incorrect
    • Just rephrase the question
    • Hitler: that two-faced jerk!
    • Red wine and dementia
    • Sound advice
    • 'Pop' music
    • Santa (st)Inc.
    • Journal of (any) research
    • MegaCorpCH no more
    • Keeping Members (of Parliament) warm
    • Tronto
    • Helpful photo
    • Ageing disgracefully
    • Klaus
    • By these four steps
    • Daddy's little princess, a chip off the old block
    • Ready for anything
    • Fleecing the flock
    • Too soon to hope
    • The wheelchair heist
    • A tale of two cities
    • That's a turnip for the books!
    • Journalistic ethics are a thing...allegedly
    • The ol' one-two
  • November (55) ≫
    • Send us your gynaecologists
    • Me, myself, I
    • Trackers tracking
    • Dental floss
    • A vacant lot
    • Disclaimer disregarded
    • Give us an 'E'
    • Navbar update
    • The piggy premium
    • 27 down...
    • This little piggy...
    • I'm a nonentity...get me some publicity!
    • Terrable
    • Tracking Martians
    • The Hungary Games
    • All of you
    • My learned works?
    • Ghouls jus' wanna have fun
    • Canadabis
    • Social media (bath) bombing
    • It must be Thanksgiving
    • Hedging my bets
    • Let's go...
    • When 'yes' means 'no'
    • No mobile while mobile
    • Privacy is very important to F*c*book
    • Yippy, not yippee
    • All-we-can-afford-for-you-to-eat
    • X, the unknown
    • Flowers power
    • Bog off!
    • Immediate attention
    • Editorial Manager
    • Pooh payment
    • Hypertensive
    • Fighter talk
    • Getting ready to get busy
    • Pride!
    • Suppository
    • No chance
    • Butt, officers...
    • Columbian clot
    • 'Boiz will be 'boiz
    • What about us?
    • Sweet William
    • Shock news: 'stunning and brave' isn't money
    • A venue of Vanessas
    • Sporting fashion
    • Eternally rotten
    • Bond theme songs
    • NAP26
    • Rejoice‽
    • Imagine all the staffers
      Dictating what you do*
    • Bemmoth
    • Batty
  • October (48) ≫
    • Tess Holliday's morning workout routine
    • Savannah or Saanvi?
    • Close, but no cigar
    • Flagging
    • Haunted hotel
    • Guardians of the future
    • I didn't realise that my writing was so bad (sad)
    • Saving lives: one fat, brown, gay kiss at a time
    • Parisian
    • Overachiever
    • Ichi, scratchi
    • Describe in detail
    • Lisa with an EL*
    • Eternally yours
    • Kindly piss off*
    • D1 R6 D1 S6
    • Not fast enough
    • Hair razor
    • Laundered
    • Must. Go. To. Bed.
    • A rose is a Rose is a liar
    • The Closer
    • Too damned precious!
    • Spy way
    • The write man for the job?
    • Symbolic stupidity
    • Funny, not funny
    • Spaced out
    • Acid tongue
    • Really record breaking
    • Girls hangin' out
    • Beebbait
    • Charlotte's web
    • "Time just gets away from us"
    • Bondbots
    • Change monkey: change for the sake of it
    • Losers
    • Safe cigs
    • B-movie
    • Melting ice
    • Catwahmxn
    • E-man*
    • A Windows on the future
    • Lost in translation
    • Hello hardly anyone
    • From India with love?
    • Saying it's not doesn't mean it's not
    • Revealing
  • September (34) ≫
    • The running woman
    • Grand research
    • Persona grating
    • Keeping it in the family
    • The type of R. Kelly (part 2)*
    • Newcastle 'Scholars' Publishing
    • Extending my research?
    • Just passing through
    • Druggie
    • Let the punishment fit the crime
    • Indienono
    • Poohcom
    • Learnons-nous Franglais avec BoJo
    • Surgical precision
    • Not forevergrande
    • Measure for measure
    • Representation, arse
    • Herbidacious
    • Rapper's denial
    • Suspiciously-crafted email
    • Of Nazis and nutters
    • Racist sweatpants
    • Pegged out
    • Shrinking violet
    • 99%
    • Comic timing
    • Joker of the mountain
    • The ethics of spam
    • Still overpriced
    • California or Cambodia?
    • Funniest line ever...for today
    • Carded
    • When Supreme Leader says 'jump'...
    • Boobus
  • August (55) ≫
    • What's in a word?
    • Bombs or blacklisting
    • Pickled nothing
    • Who pays the ferryman?
    • Wise words
    • Abnormal piercing
    • Dial 'M' for monotonous
    • If you manage the micros, the macros will manage themselves
    • Comics for dummies
    • WASPish
    • Corners of a round thing
    • Tinfoil communications
    • The type of R. Kelly*
    • Days of future passed
    • Too much too young
    • Sketchy
    • Sean Lock: no laughing matter
    • Marco is a NSFW
    • Hairy spice
    • To chirp, or not to Chirp
    • Damned if you do...
    • Idiots 0 : 1 Taliban
    • L&O:SVU
    • Tinfoil vaccine
    • IncIS
    • All I want for Christmas is less plastic
    • Chips ahoy!
    • Glorious wishes
    • Too close to call?
    • Ouch!
    • Nun the wiser
    • Schedule of good fortune
    • No vaccine for zombies
    • A glimmer of hope?
    • Karaoke should be illegal
    • League of extraordinary godbotherers
    • Apostrophe apathy
    • Take me home, racist roads
    • Butch Carter and the superfans kids
    • Jabby
    • Chairperson of the board
    • Reporting reporting
    • Doesn't ad up
    • Verbing
    • Iron Giant is bestester
    • Bangladeaths
    • Space cock
    • A test of oldness
    • ALL OUT
    • Yours competently
    • Redress
    • Sore losers
    • Time is running out
    • Meat (substitute) head
    • Ancestral homeland
  • July (33) ≫
    • Bonus points
    • Too many cooks
    • Mushrooms are tasty
    • Keeping a low profile
    • Ho-Man
    • Can I have a 'please, no more emojis' emoji?
    • Beginning of the end
    • McRon
    • Virtual schmoozing
    • The sixth sense
    • Trust me, I'm my wife
    • Too rich for me!
    • Meet the new boss...
    • Bursting the bubble?
    • Population control
    • China doesn't do naughty things on the internet
    • Disney: lower your expectations
    • C-Movie
    • Iron Fist
    • Waiting hopefully
    • Overreacting much?
    • The bigger they come
    • Game for a laugh
    • Man at the top
    • When lightning strikes
    • Trigger happy
    • Home aid
    • Sullied deals
    • Is this really 'news'?
    • Just. Can't. Stop.
    • Pot luck
    • Eminent me
    • Unleash the lawyers!
  • June (45) ≫
    • NFL HAZ TEH GAYZ
    • Kim Jong-un, when him gon-un?
    • Wish upon a star
    • 55 years and counting
    • Windows 10+1
    • Skype no more
    • Make mine an hypocrisy on the rocks
    • Disunite the right!
    • Tokyo no-go
    • Moving on
    • Transition to win
    • Snow what?
    • There, but for the letter 'h'
    • Laurel hardly
    • Whining widow
    • Bottom secret
    • Straight talking
    • Hooked!
    • A hard habit to brake
    • Is there a dietician in the house?
    • Prime mover
    • Carry On Cleo
    • E or H₂?
    • Pleasies don't comsies
    • Moaning Muslim
    • Inside The CW script writing room
    • Is there a doctor in the house?
    • Hello, Dolly!
    • Gorefundme
    • My precious articles
    • The great divide
    • How low is too low?
    • Trust me, I'm a doctor
    • Criminal mastermindless
    • The fifteen percenters
    • Black queen
    • Ba-da-Bing ba-da-bong
    • Going with plan B
    • Misheard lyrics
    • You can die, but you can't hide
    • Asparagus: too exciting for lawyers
    • Panderin' in Mandarin
    • Poor little rich girl
    • Annihilation of conscience?
    • Let's start at the very beginning
  • May (35) ≫
    • At one with nature
    • My mum's newspaper, as an audiobook
    • President 'Pa squares up to President Pooh
    • Powerpuffs fail the day
    • I give up!
    • The colour of law
    • Low five
    • When is not a ban, a ban?
    • Runners 'n' riders
    • Tastes like chicken
    • Bad noose
    • Don't learn Scrivener
    • No joke
    • Edged out
    • Privates on parade
    • Secret password
    • See no evil
    • A reasonable expectation
    • Early riser!
    • Not my type
    • Lo-rez journalism
    • Quinoa
    • Cruise control
    • Food for fight
    • No Globes
    • The luvvies are getting restless
    • Couldn't see it coming
    • Inglish lyk wot I rite
    • If you're gonna lie, don't make it obvious
    • Nick Kamen, 'im done laundering
    • The new Thinkpol in training
    • TrumpAcademy
    • The transsporting life
    • Titless
    • Car park sharks
  • April (43) ≫
    • Cancermail
    • Mmmmm-mmmm minty!
    • Cannot be arsed
    • Josstice League
    • Lil' ol' mathematician me
    • Well, that was expected!
    • Well, that was unexpected!
    • Hair today, gone tomorrow (sad)
    • Crocktain America
    • Flight to nowhere
    • Friday on my mind
    • Gonna need more bread
    • One of our civil servants is missing!
    • Don't shoot the messenger
    • The 'best' of Chad
    • True Bluey
    • Unfortunate choice of words
    • Political football
    • Buy freedom
    • Economic double bubble
    • Product displacement
    • Byron bane
    • Bucking the trend
    • Fruit thief
    • Choked
    • The call of the wild
    • Sorry for nothing
    • Ironic alcoholic
    • Doris the Minor
    • Toodle-pip!
    • Secure paws-words
    • Easy, Tiger
    • Ghostbusted
    • Durian Durian
    • The truth about lying
    • The luck of the Irish?
      Pah! Try the luck of the English!
    • Debunking disliking dislikes
    • A matter of trust
    • Able was I
    • Star Wars against Brexit?
    • Null points
    • My statistics are better than yours
    • Disliking dislikes
  • March (32) ≫
    • Come fly with me
    • Quoting sources
    • Another Fury, another cat
    • Suez crisis
    • It's all geek to me
    • Streetwalker me
    • Curfew quarrel
    • Pronoun prat
    • Small films (but not Smallfilms)
    • Return to normal
    • Tree Story
    • The Price is right
    • Sleaze contagion
    • Rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic
    • Zoom zoom zoom (or not)
    • Fly from home
    • Justice is served!
    • I'll see you in the next one
    • Will the real Scissor Sisters please stand up?
    • Biden his time
    • Changing lanes
    • Of rocks and stargazers
    • Golden meltdown
    • Rock star
    • Rock bottom
    • Creepfake
    • Follow the money
    • Unmasked!
    • Let (s)he who is without sin
    • The speed of film
    • Breaking the rules
    • All that glisters is not gold
  • February (13) ≫
    • Ryaned
    • The new KKK
    • Off with her head!
    • Let sleeping Cranes lie
    • Corporate utopia
    • 'A' is for anthrax
    • Powerpuffs (used to) save the day!
    • Inside out
    • If you can't get it right, do it wrong
    • The smartest person ever?
    • Critical thought
    • Natural selection in action
    • 'I' for information, not intelligent
  • January (15) ≫
    • Quote of the day
    • How low can you go?
    • A free man!
    • Best Bond? Shome mishtake shurely!
    • Office coffee
    • Do stats lie if they aren't meaningful?
    • Arrogance, pollie-waffle style
    • One bad deed
    • The name game
    • Puntastic!
    • (Im)peachy
    • Marion Ramsey: finally graduated
    • Dodging a bullet?
    • Ribbing
    • Happy new year?
• 2020 ≫︎
  • December (10) ≫
    • Goodbye MCU
    • Taking one for the team
    • Gone(ish), but not forgotten
    • Streaming up the lampost
    • Coming out
    • Who cares?
    • Space cadet
    • Take it! Like a man!
    • Just a regular guy
    • Ghost in the machine
  • November (11) ≫
    • God's right hand
    • Time To Die
    • Wrong direction
    • The party's over
    • The mathematics of co-working
    • That's Sarnoff of that!
    • Lofty views
    • Mathematical problems are so much easier if you cheat
    • The moral minority?
    • Excitable BBC 'journalist' in overstating the case shock!
    • The Sequalizer
  • October (19) ≫
    • "Bond, James Bond"
    • Those who can, do
    • How many Republicans does it take to confirm a judge?
    • You are what you eat
    • We wish you a merry Christmas
    • One in a million
    • Picture imperfect
    • Silly sausage
    • Be careful what you (don't) wish for
    • Losing your head
    • The upside to 'methodical'
    • With great power
    • Scooby don't
    • Tinfoil OS
    • Hollywood SKWAREZ
    • Roger Moore's eyebrow
    • Viral leadership
    • Blue, but not blue
    • Twitter killer
  • September (16) ≫
    • A pub with no cheer
    • I spy
    • Creative reimagining
    • Why is 'petty' not pronounced like 'pretty' without an 'r'?
    • Ice one, Mrs LPL!
    • Bond, Jane Bond
    • Fist bump! Fist bump?
    • Totally missing the point
    • Complete the following sentence
    • I h8 Netflix
    • 70 GOTO 10
    • Disney Minus
    • Uncaged
    • You can't keep a good man down
    • I have a dream...
    • Not playing politics
  • August (26) ≫
    • Ich bin ein Berliner
    • Hunny, I shrunk the world's economies
    • Just think of the children!
    • Sponger sponging
    • It's finger cleanin' responsibly good
    • Party poopers
    • Missiles, target,...?
    • Ratatouille tgtnoise
    • Poll position
    • Orange is the new orange
    • Deadlier than the male
    • Roast chicken
    • School's out
    • Degrees of freedom
    • Today I learned...
    • Apples 'n' pears: logo wars
    • Gone phishing
    • Incognito
    • Taking a fall
    • Too sensitive?
    • It's the end of the world as we know it
    • Eat your heart out
    • Bombs away!
    • Benign incompetence
    • What a fool believes
    • Muzzle puzzle
  • July (34) ≫
    • The complexity of superheroism
    • Who's the dummy?
    • Time bandits
    • 'Phone upgrade?
    • OdH
    • OCD
    • Bustameme
    • Oh well
    • Q: When is an SJW not an SJW?
    • Hopeful response
    • Lush life
    • Random thought
    • Deep thinker?
    • Q
    • The buffet slayer
    • The times they are a'changin'
    • Masking the 'truth'
    • Return to whose normality?
    • So that's alright then!
    • Pas de chokehold, pas de mort
    • Missing the point?
    • It's a gas
    • A dog with no name
    • Closing the gender gap
    • Oh, the irony!
    • Masking the joy
    • You really couldn't make this up. But someone actually did!
    • While my heart gently bleeds
    • Some hope!
    • [Han]cock and bull story
    • UK Government in not making sense shock!
    • I blow my nose in your general direction
    • Lady A at war with Lady A
    • I'll make my own mind up, as long as it's alright with you
  • June (7) ≫
    • What price 'safety'?
    • When is an aircraft carrier not an aircraft carrier?
    • Fear the frost
    • Yours professionally
    • Yanking chains
    • And speaking of vacuous
    • The One with the Comeback Sitcom
  • May (8) ≫
    • Hedging their bets
    • The book that writes itself for you, but not quite
    • My condition is not as perfect as it could be
    • Dam!
    • Make love, not football
    • Create a need and fill it
    • Influencers
    • Making money the easy way
  • April (1) ≫
    • Unmotivational
  • February (1) ≫
    • Not much anonymity
• 2019 ≫︎
  • December (4) ≫
    • Looking a gift horse in the mouth
    • Inline emojis
    • Safety in mind
    • The ultimate in testing your defences
  • November (4) ≫
    • Mrs Ragnhild Lilly Button
    • Deluded?
    • Say that again?
    • Biter bit
  • October (4) ≫
    • Don't get sick in India!
    • Christmas is cancelled
    • Strapped for inspiration
    • The Deer Hunter
  • September (1) ≫
    • The will of God?
  • August (2) ≫
    • Fringe syndrome
    • Dead men tell no tales
  • July (2) ≫
    • Fashionably vile
    • Blood, sweat, & jeans
  • June (3) ≫
    • Plastic fantastic
    • I'm so pumped*
    • Passport application
  • May (2) ≫
    • Don't panic, we have a work-around
    • Miserable pleaders
  • April (2) ≫
    • Unicorns!
    • Liar, liar!
  • March (18) ≫
    • Coccyx and bawl story
    • Brother, can you spare a dime?
    • The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth
    • If it walks like a duck
    • The elixir of youth. Or not?
    • I (heart) choo-choo puffers!
    • Publish, and be damned!
    • Less influential
    • WASP: wealthy, Anglo-Saxon, pinhead
    • If you can't make it, fake it
    • Small earthquake in Chile: not many dead
    • Government of the people, by [some of] the people, for the party
    • Dead men collect no pension
    • Leaving Neverland
    • Keeping mum
    • Let's hear it for Colonel Marvel!
    • Damning with faint praise
    • At least they bend their gender
  • February (10) ≫
    • Sproutalicious
    • Reimagining history
    • Random whinge
    • The wit and wisdom of IMDb reviews
    • LegalEagle, SchmlegalEagle
    • No common cents
    • Google translated?
    • Gateway to the STARs
    • If you notice this notice
    • President Pooh
  • January (1) ≫
    • Quote of the week
• 2018 ≫︎
  • December (1) ≫
    • Harvey lawbanger
  • November (7) ≫
    • Unfair advantage
    • Just say non
    • Must try harder
    • When is a kilogram not a kilogram?
    • The bleedin' obvious (redux)
    • Show down at the hoedown
    • Spiced custard
  • September (2) ≫
    • The bleedin' obvious?
    • The unruly minority
  • August (4) ≫
    • What hope is there when even copying is too difficult?
    • Pipe dream
    • IKEA, I saw, I cried
    • A funny thing really did happen on the way to the Fringe
  • July (2) ≫
    • Gonna need a good lawyer
    • No shit, Byomkesh
  • June (1) ≫
    • Bring back the gimp suit!
  • April (6) ≫
    • The opposite of a back-handed compliment
    • Who ya gonna call? Cardi, Cardi
      She sounds like a 'tardi, 'tardi
    • The bleedin' obvious
    • Justice League
    • In space, no one can hear...the sound of rain running down the windscreen
    • BvS: DoJ: someone fire the costume designer
  • March (2) ≫
    • Heart of stone
    • Mary, Mary, on the contrary
  • February (3) ≫
    • Air Force FUN!
    • Same old, same old
    • Playrz play'n, h8rz h8'n
• 2017 ≫︎
  • December (2) ≫
    • The true meaning of A Christmas Carol
    • Lil' fat guy with a missile
  • November (2) ≫
    • No shit, Stella
    • Baby Driver: don't believe the hype, but grab it while you can
  • October (4) ≫
    • Must. Drink. More. Koolade
    • A sign of the times
    • Pointing the finger
    • The person who I feel most sorry for
  • September (3) ≫
    • Clocking off!
    • How long is "long"?
    • Slaphead
  • August (6) ≫
    • Quiet neighbourhood
    • Life skills
    • No change there then!
    • My heart lies bleeding
    • Bonkers, but not in a benign way
    • Eat 'til you bust
  • July (3) ≫
    • May god go with you...but take back-up just in case
    • Is there a copy editor in the house?
    • Arrow: the word 'lacklustre' springs to mind
  • June (7) ≫
    • People in glass houses
    • Crème de la crème
    • Cereal killer
    • Hypocrisy, Syrian style
    • A Bridge Not Far Enough
    • The Bear necessities
    • QFT
  • May (2) ≫
    • Policemen talking bollocks
    • Worst song ever?
  • March (4) ≫
    • No skool like the old skool
    • Yes, I know, I'm reading it already
    • Never mind the quality, feel the cash
    • Every life counts, but some more than others
  • February (3) ≫
    • Another missing picture?
    • Childbirth: separating the men from the boys women
    • Missing the bigger picture
  • January (2) ≫
    • Trump vs Trudeau
    • Hair today, gone tomorrow
• 2016 ≫︎
  • November (2) ≫
    • Malignancy
    • Let's go with plan B
  • September (1) ≫
    • Seeing double
  • February (1) ≫
    • Amusing spam
• 2015 ≫︎
  • December (1) ≫
    • Minions
  • November (1) ≫
    • Changing fashions
  • October (1) ≫
    • Nuclear doughnuts
  • September (1) ≫
    • Time, gentlemen, please
  • June (4) ≫
    • A second anchi!
    • If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and...
    • Mysterious death? Perhaps not!
    • The misfortunes of war
  • May (3) ≫
    • Dumb question
    • Limited parking available
    • Hawking to appear at Glastonbury
  • February (2) ≫
    • Dead monk sketch
    • Granite or Grey?
  • January (1) ≫
    • Big bang theory
• 2014 ≫︎
  • November (1) ≫
    • Deadly cricketing injuries
  • October (1) ≫
    • Alvin Stardust: done rockin'
  • September (2) ≫
    • Stock markets shizzle
    • Rev. Ian Paisley: dun frothin'
  • August (8) ≫
    • Adobe updates
    • It's the way 'e tells 'em
    • Freedom!
    • New bike!
    • JJ Murphy, 'im gorn
    • You just have to ask the right question
    • And a little something for yourself, your honour!
    • The depths of uncool?
  • July (1) ≫
    • Yet more flight delays
  • May (2) ≫
    • Case in point
    • Boko Harem all a'quiver
  • April (1) ≫
    • Minorities, West Country style
  • February (5) ≫
    • Getting their knickers in a twist
    • We know what you're watching!
    • Isn't it obvious?
    • The not-so-diplomatic bag
    • Pleistocene playground
• 2013 ≫︎
  • December (1) ≫
    • No longer a threat
  • October (2) ≫
    • Doner card
    • On average, I should move to Tonga
  • September (2) ≫
    • Greek tragedy
    • Brain Surgery For Dummies
  • August (9) ≫
    • Lies, damned lies, and the other one
    • Lifespan
    • ! or !!!!!!?
    • Do US officials know what they're talking about?
    • Dangerous by design?
    • Fat cat gets fatter
    • The land of the free?
    • Party out of water
    • Star treatment
  • July (22) ≫
    • Heavenly bodies
    • A strap-on for girls
    • The price of tomatoes
    • The method of Sherlock
    • Smile, but only if you're in the bright bit
    • Wackipaedia
    • Cause or effect: are you looking at me?
    • Join the club!
    • Just a sec'!
    • ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!! (cancelled due to lack of interest)
    • ZOMBIE APOCALYSE!!!!
    • If it's worth saying, it's worth saying twice
    • Olympus, Olympus, Olympus?
    • Fat chance
    • Bad manners rewarded
    • Please, no Morsi
    • Sherlock: the one that got away
    • Shitstorm in a teacup
    • We love your money!
    • The least good US president
    • How much porn is on the web?
    • Pretty
  • June (23) ≫
    • Dragon magic!
    • Suits you, sir!
    • Ingrish
    • Biter, bit; back-stabbing; politics; and other games of dishonour
    • Well that's a little ironic!
    • Silent running
    • Q: How can you tell when a politician's lying?
    • Monster High
    • Placebo it is not
    • Clint Eastwood's latest starring role
    • U iz stoopid
    • Thoracotomy
    • A challenging question?
    • Let's be different
    • Mars attacks!
    • If you're going to Mount Olympus, be sure to wear some laurels in your hair
    • BWAH-HA-HA! It's the real Professor X!
    • Stable door, bolted horse, etc., etc.
    • The benefit of losing?
    • Catch me if you can
    • He was alive, but we soon took care of that! (proud)
    • The Blue Lagoon reboot
    • Sorry, can you speak any louder? We can't hear you
  • May (3) ≫
    • Lawyers
    • Pas de merde, Sherlock, le deuxième
    • POM-POMs
  • April (2) ≫
    • An open letter to Google
    • The Dark Side
  • March (1) ≫
    • Wanted
  • February (4) ≫
    • An artist's view
    • That's nice
    • Reg Presley, done rockin'
    • And don't call me Shirley!
  • January (1) ≫
    • You can't keep an old man down for long
• 2012 ≫︎
  • December (3) ≫
    • Quite possibly the most pointless photo on Wikipedia
    • Product placement, North Korean style
    • Dave Brubeck: 'im took five
  • November (19) ≫
    • The rise of Skynet
    • A sign of the times?
    • When you're in a hole
    • Savile row
    • A Mormon moment (not really)
    • Did we mention that he's a son of Korean immigrants?
    • Should I leave my brain to medical science?*
    • And turn in your key to the executive washroom
    • Ur So Gay
    • I'm too young to die!
    • Good caption
    • Hubris: how gay!
    • Keep death off the roads: drive on the pavement!
    • You know where to come. Or not.
    • Civil war in The Civil Wars.
    • Obama re-elected. Twice.
    • The perils of weightlessness
    • Encouragement
    • Is this really the world's ugliest building?
  • October (12) ≫
    • Misleading advertising shock!
    • Skeuomorphism
    • Some people are never satisfied
    • Stop that 'fun' right now!
    • Benny joins the justice league
    • Jimmy Savile: nasty man
    • PS3 hacked. Again.
    • Tits oot fer the lads! A political protest by the PHWOAR! Party
    • Jimmy Savile: nasty man with nasty friends...allegedly
    • I was asleep when my mum woke me
    • Referee!
    • Now then, now then! Jimmy Savile done pervin', allegedly*
  • September (11) ≫
    • Eco-Ferrari
    • Law Abiding Citizen: ten word review
    • Avengers Assemble: nine word review
    • Fiction becomes reality?
    • Tits oot fer the lads! Or 'hubris, thy name art Royal scandal'
    • Mancunians are very naughty people
    • Science fiction becomes science FACT!
    • Pas de merde, Sherlock
    • By jingo(ism)!
    • Bemorecreativegate
    • Max Bygraves: 'im gonegrave
  • August (16) ≫
    • What's in a number?
    • Mi braynz num
    • Honour and offer
    • No shit, Sherlock: We got braynz
    • Art is in the eye of the beholder
    • A funny thing happened on the way to the Fringe...
    • Scott McKenzie: 'im done lovin'
    • Tony Scott: that's a wrap
    • Should I become gay?*
    • No shit, Sherlock: Sherlock returns
    • Saudi Arabia is not feeling .gay
    • MUST HAVE!
    • Marvin Hamlisch: no longer the way he was
    • Colin plays Arnie
    • Snow leopards love squirrels
    • Twitter: is this the end of the road?
  • June (5) ≫
    • Barclays' boss to resign!
    • Kidney damage
    • Burgers or babies?
    • Oh the irony!
    • Oooops! Well, it could happen to anyone!
  • May (2) ≫
    • Wears the gear stick
    • I (heart) Vogue
  • April (1) ≫
    • Canned meat product: spiced and served with a chapati
  • March (7) ≫
    • Earl Scruggs: gon dun pikkin'
    • Raspberry Pi(e) II
    • First irrefutable evidence for the Galactic Empire
    • Al Jolson gets Islamic
    • Do as we say, not as we do!
    • The Global Shopfront Library
    • Olympus!, Olympus!, Olympus!
  • February (1) ≫
    • The blind leading the blind
  • January (2) ≫
    • Wot you lookin' at?
    • Glad I'm a freeloader
• 2011 ≫︎
  • December (8) ≫
    • Andrea True: less, less, less
    • The Adjustment Bureau: ten word review
    • And take that HTC!
    • Auntie Beatie weighs in on Android
    • Kim Jong-il: 'im gone-il
    • On golden Ponds
    • Billie Jo: 'er speared
    • Happy holidays from MegaCorpUSA
  • November (6) ≫
    • But it's not very pretty, is it?
    • Oh no! Poor Joe! He's got no morals
    • Eno less than you think
    • SPAM: new serving suggestion
    • Olympus, Olympus, Olympus!
    • Send me to jail, please*
  • October (4) ≫
    • ALAC now open source
    • Glam boxing
    • No more Sony Ericsson
    • Essex girls in club fight shocka!
  • August (7) ≫
    • Otters!
    • Death of an artfag
    • Bobby Robby: combed over
    • Bemused
    • This makes me sad
    • Bubba Smith: 'im gorn
    • It's official, using IE makes you stupid
  • July (2) ≫
    • Heil Kitler!
    • You can take the actor out of TV...
  • June (4) ≫
    • U2@Glastonbury
    • Clarence Clemons: done tootlin'
    • Is this funny?
    • Odd spam
  • May (1) ≫
    • Gissa job!
  • April (2) ≫
    • Despicable Me: ten word review
    • OED LOL
  • March (2) ≫
    • Michael Gough, 'im gorn (sad)
    • It was never like that in my day
  • February (3) ≫
    • Is this addiction?
    • There are better things to be remembered for
    • Gone with the wind
  • January (7) ≫
    • Death & taxes
    • Not so anonymous
    • Very generous, but could you really spend it?
    • Phnaar!
    • 'Nutritious' has added sugar?
    • Poor Kate (sad)
    • Almost enough to justify an iPad?
• 2010 ≫︎
  • December (4) ≫
    • The wisdom of IMDb reviews
    • Teena Marie: done groovin'
    • Hugh Hefner, sweet boy
    • Windows slates
  • November (6) ≫
    • Bad cars
    • Haynes manual for LRV
    • Buster Bloodvessel: 'im not gorn (I think)
    • Delia Smith, in my very own kitchen!
    • Science fiction* becomes science FACT!
    • Look where you're going!
  • October (4) ≫
    • Herstory
    • Danno: 'im booked!
    • Psychic Paul: 'im paella
    • Tom Bosley, 'im gone to The Angels
  • September (4) ≫
    • Tony Curtis: wigged out
    • Un-fit
    • The salad days of a petty thief
    • George Michael: 'im goin' down
  • August (7) ≫
    • Funny?
    • May I have my job back? Pretty please?
    • Of superheroes and Sigmund
    • Of superheroes and Socrates
    • Something for the man who has everything, except dignity
    • Say hello, wave goodbye
    • HBCH (happy birthday, Switzerland)
  • July (7) ≫
    • The importance of the letter 's'
    • Random
    • Symbolic
    • Apples 'n' Pears
    • Downward spiral
    • Oo-er Matron!
    • Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
  • June (5) ≫
    • If you're dead, you'd better stay dead!
    • Plant a tree, save a child
    • Stuart Cable, 'im gorn
    • Ungrateful little arsewipe!
    • LOTSW: it goin', finally
  • May (6) ≫
    • The scoop on the poop
    • Quite amusing
    • RJD: 'im rock'n'rolled over
    • I (heart) Eyjafjallajökull
    • The irony is almost touching!
    • Browser wars: why does it matter?
  • April (3) ≫
    • Financial crisis? What financial crisis?
    • Birdemic
    • Charlie, 'im gorn to the angels
  • March (5) ≫
    • Life on Mars, or elsewhere!
    • Not to be outdone, FF gets its own government health warning
    • File under 'Rocks, dumb as'
    • The Queens' Regiment
    • OMG, there's more of them out there, just waiting...waiting...
  • February (4) ≫
    • You tell 'em Nige!
    • No shit Tex
    • Fred Morrison, pretender to Xena's crown
    • Phew, at least I'm not an alcoholic
  • January (4) ≫
    • Life on Mars, or elsewhere?
    • IE gets another government health warning
    • IE gets its very own government health warning
    • The colour grey
• 2009 ≫︎
  • December (3) ≫
    • To Shana a brother, and only 39 years younger
    • Boy George wants a Big Brother
    • No (bad) sex please, we're British
  • November (3) ≫
    • No shit Shylock
    • Did the earth move? The bloody house fell down!
    • My penis is 12" long, but I don't use it as a rule
  • September (3) ≫
    • No shit Sherlock
    • Smoking addictive shocker!
    • Mr or Miss? Only his or her parents know the terrible truth!
  • August (1) ≫
    • Sicko
  • April (1) ≫
    • I name this spoon
  • March (1) ≫
    • Facebook
• 2008 ≫︎
  • November (1) ≫
    • Sorry I'm out of the office, but in Welsh
  • May (1) ≫
    • Toilet seat wars
  • February (1) ≫
    • TLA is a TLA
• 2005 ≫︎
  • July (1) ≫
    • Time Bomb
  • June (1) ≫
    • Short attention span
  • May (1) ≫
    • Cringeworthy scenes in films
  • April (2) ≫
    • I'd like a 'P' please, Bob
    • Happy birthday Hans Cristian Andersen
  • March (2) ≫
    • The family that saves together, stays together
    • Accurate estimate
  • February (2) ≫
    • A joke, of sorts
    • Loonies
  • January (2) ≫
    • Living with Boris
    • Poor kid, no future (sad)
• 2004 ≫︎
  • December (4) ≫
    • Out of office
    • Sequel, the first
    • Next project
    • Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!
  • November (5) ≫
    • Vegetarianism as the moral high ground
    • TXT MSG SPK
    • Hugh Grant's 'retirement'
    • Security checkpoints
    • Staplers that don't
  • October (1) ≫
    • Man On Fire (2004)
  • September (2) ≫
    • The 'deathstar' strikes again
    • Oi, what have you been up to fatty?
  • May (2) ≫
    • I (heart) religion (ish)
    • Square pegs, round holes
  • April (2) ≫
    • The Matrix Revolutions
    • Unfortunate typo
  • March (3) ≫
    • 10lb of shit in a 5lb bag
    • Bad Boys II
    • Palestine philistine
  • January (1) ≫
    • Punching the air
• 2003 ≫︎
  • December (2) ≫
    • Have you ever stolen a towel from a hotel?
    • Buying stuff online while drunk
  • November (1) ≫
    • Legalese
  • October (2) ≫
    • The Matrix Reloaded
    • Keyboard not found, press F1 to continue
  • September (2) ≫
    • Spam (mad)
    • Translation translation