It's all gone to shit

No shit, Sherlock: Sherlock returns

From the gruesome files, a woman's head has been found in a park in Mississauga, Ontario. The previous day, a severed human foot, with painted toenails, was also found. It's not yet confirmed that they belonged to the same body, but that appears to be the working hypothesis.

Obviously, we consider it as foul play, said a police spokesman. So it's nice to know that randomly losing body parts isn't a common occurance among the denizens of Mississauga, Ontario.

And, just as obviously, the police are searching for the rest of the body. According to the same police spokesidiotman, Randy Cowan: We'll be looking for the entire victim.

I've got bad news for you, Randy: you won't find the entire victim. She's in pieces. Besides, she'll have lost a lot of blood.