I'm dead (not really)
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. (wine) (sad)
When that happens, mildly humorous things in the morning can send me into repeated fits of hysterical laughter. Things such as Kristalina Georgieva's missive. She's the MD of the IMF, no less.
What set me off was the idea that I could instruct anyone to receive payment on my behalf because I'm dead. How did I do that? Through a seance? And if I had set up such an instrument before my death, how does Ms Georgieva expect me to confirm this, if I really have since passed over to the other side? Through a seance? (confused)
Of course, I could help her here, by responding to her email to confirm that I'm still very much among the non-dead. But I'm not going to, just to leave her wondering whether she needs to contact a medium. I'm wicked like that. Tee hee.
( I.M.F ) Head Office Senior Resident Representative 1900 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20431, USA. REF:-XVGNN82021 EMAIL:mgeorgieva425@aol.com UNITED STATE BANK FINAL PAYMENT NOTIFICATION ATTENTION: HOME ADDRESS: After today's board meeting of the Treasury Department, the US Treasury Department, the IRS, the Federal Reserve Bank and the World Bank Directorate, it was brought together in collaboration with the Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund IMF, Ms. Kristalina Geoegieva. That the overdue compensation fund was worth $ 10.7 million deposited with this bank for further payment. The reason for this is the scammers who lost a lot of money to African and European scammers. (1.) Did you instruct one Ms. Donna K. Heberling, of 1200 Fitch Way, Sacramento, CA 95864, to claim and receive the payment on your behalf because you are dead? (2.) Did you sign any 'Deed of Assignment' in her favor thereby making her the current beneficiary/Next of Kin to receive your pending fund? Your name/email appeared in our payment schedule list of beneficiaries that will receive their funds in this first quarter payment of the year because we only transfer funds twice in a year according to our banking regulation. We apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and pay attention to our office/bank payment accordingly. RE-CONFIRM YOUR BELOW DETAILS. Your Full Name__ Your Residential Address__ Your Sex / Age__ Occupation_ Telephone / Fax __ Next of Kin__ Your valid ID card _ The US bank will immediately remit your payment once I reconfirm your information/ details. For further details and assistance on this Remittance Notification, kindly forward your box(mgeorgieva425@aol.com). We are awaiting to hear back from you as soon as possible Humble Beneficiary. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING UNITED STATE BANK. Yours Faithfully, Ms. Kristalina Georgieva Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund. (I.M.F)(0002). Email: mgeorgieva425@aol.com Phone Text and Calls Only: +1 (760) 853-1610
UN lotto, what fun!
Ms. Kristalina Georgieva seems to have married, and moved from the IMF to the CDC. It can't be too common a name, but the USofA is quite large, so I guess it's better not to make assumptions.
Reply-To: grace_ken1@yahoo.com From: "Mrs. Kristalina Georgieva"<gmrskristalina76@gmail.com> Subject: *** SPAM *** (UN)COVID-19 STIMULUS PACKAGE Date: 13 Jun 2023 04:23:59 +0200
Attention Sir/Madam,, We are contacting you regarding your Covid-19 Stimulus package worth $1.7million USD, I am Mrs. Kristalina Georgieva, the director of Centers for Disease Control and prevention. In the wake of the global Covid-19 pandemic, I wish to bring you the good news of hope. This is to inform you that you have been selected to receive the UN Covid-19 Stimulus package worth $1.7million USD. The selection process was carried out through the United Nations (UN) Computerized by Email profile selection system, from a database of over 79,980,000 Email profiles obtained from all continents of the world, of which your Email profile was selected among the lucky ones. The United Nations Covid-19 response and recovery fund is a UN inter-agency fund mechanism established by the UN secretary-general to help support low- and middle-income people(s) to respond to the pandemic and its impacts, including an unprecedented Socio-economic shock. The fund’s assistance targets those most vulnerable to economic hardship and social disruption around the world. We are delighted to inform you that due to mixed up of names and numbers, your Email profile was attached to approved number UN6MMCOVID022/Covid 19,which consequently fall on our international chapter, therefore, you are advised to contact the United Nations Covid-19 response and recovery fund Coordinator Manager for your payment. Contact Person: Mrs. Carman L. Lapointe United Nations Covid-19 Coordinator Address : 1750 Pennsylvania Avenue NW #300, Washington, DC 20006, USA. Direct Email: mrscarmanllapointe34@gmail.com Finally, our grants Manager Mrs. Carman L. Lapointe is responsible for the smooth and efficient release of your Covid-19 response and recovery fund of $1.7million USD, so contact her immediately with the information as required above. Congratulations once again. Yours sincerely Mrs. Kristalina Georgieva Director of the Centers for Disease control. Email: gmrskristalina76@gmail.com
Subject: Re: (UN)COVID-19 STIMULUS PACKAGE Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2023 00:04:44 +0200 To: grace_ken1@yahoo.com
Hello Thank you for getting in contact. Did Mrs. Kristalina Georgieva of the CDC used to work at the IMF as Ms. Kristalina Georgieva?
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Although I replied to a Kristalina Georgieva, I actually heard back from Carman Lapointe. But not from her earlier given Gmail address. So confusing. And she didn't answer my question about Krissie.
No matter, it's reassuring that the $1.7M coming my way is indeed legit
, more-so that I have nothing to lose or regret
by giving her enough of my personal details—including my driven license
—to fraudulently use my identity. But she works for the UN, so I know I can trust her. Besides, this comes from her desk, and that's pretty much bona fide in my book, because only officials use that kind of language. Oh yes.
But I'm still curious as to the role of the Kristalinas Georgieva in this undertaking.
From: "Ms. Carman L. Lapointe" <mlynmor@gmail.com> Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2023 02:01:11 -0700 Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear: [snip].
Desk of Mrs. Carman L. Lapointe .. United Nations Covid-19 Coordinator Address : 1750 Pennsylvania Avenue NW #300, Washington, DC 20006, USA. Dear: [snip]. Thank you for your urgent response towards your Covid-19 Stimulus Package of $1.7million USD, I want to let you know that you are the rightful beneficiary of this Covid-19 Stimulus Package of $1.7million and this Stimulus Package of $1.7million is 100% legit, you have nothing to lose or regret over this transaction, this message is to let you know that you won the UN Covid-19 Stimulus Package worth $1.7million USD and the Selection process was carried out by the United Nations (UN) Computerized by Email profile selection system, from a database of over 79,980,000 Email profiles obtained from all continents of the world Europe / Asia / South America and Africa with USA, of which your Email profile was selected among the lucky winners. We are delighted to inform you that due to mixed up of names and numbers, your Email profile was attached to approved number UN6MMCOVID022/Covid-19, which consequently fall on our international chapter and to facilitate with the process of your payment kindly, re-confirm the following information below to avoid making a wrong payment: 1) Your Full Name: 2) Your Full Address: 3) Your Contact Telephone and Fax No: 3) Your Profession, Age and Marital Status: 4) Your Occupation: 5) Your Identification/Driven License: We wait to receive the required information from you to enable us to release your funds $1.7million USD and we don't need any delay towards this transaction for security reasons of your funds, please constantly check your email and follow up with the instructions given to you to avoid losing your funds. Thanks, and God bless you. Mrs. Carman L. Lapointe. The United Nations Covid-19 Fund Coordinating Manager. 1750 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Subject: Re: Dear: Carman L. Lapointe. Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2023 18:56:25 +0200 To: "Ms. Carman L. Lapointe" <mlynmor@gmail.com>
Dear: Carman L. Lapointe, Thank you for your reply. Is there any other information that you might need? My passport number, for example? And please could you pass on my best wishes to Mrs Kristalina Georgieva. Why did she leave the IMF for CDC? Or do I have her mixed up with another Kristalina Georgieva? Best wishes,
Aha! The age-old Google mail protecting its spamming clients error. Apparently, I pose a threat to Gmail users. Of course, Gmail users never pose a threat to the rest of the world. (rolleyes)
Honestly, the world at large would be much better off if Google limited its brain-dead spammy users to mailing each other within its walled garden.
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