This is my truth

U2@Glastonbury

U2 will headline Glastonbury this year, despite the presence of Coldplay. It's uncertain as to whether Bono and his boys will play any numbers from their new megahit, Spiderman: Turn Off The Critics, though.

This utter nonsense from one of the children attending, Emma Coupland: As we're under 30, we don't really like U2.

No, Emma, sweetie. You don't like U2 because it's not your taste in music or you're a narrow-minded ditz. There's nothing wrong with olden days music…with the exception of 1968–1975. (pipe)