Will this madness never end?

Scooby don't

Velma Dinkley
Jinkies! Isn't it obvious?

Wahey! Velma's gay.

Who?, I hear you mutter, dear reader.

Why, Velma Dinkley, of Scooby Doo fame, of course! You know, the dumpy, plain one with the spectacles and drab clothing? The one who no red-blooded male would stop to say hi! to, on the way to schmoozing with Daphne?

Well, it seems that she bats for the other side.

She was supposed to come out in '02, but the studio executives weren't as stunning and brave as the production team. Still, we got there in the end. As if anyone cared.

Actually, the five-percenters are all over it, and I'm thrilled for them. They're welcome to dumpy Vera, and we'll keep voluptuous Daphne. Win! (thumbup)


Who in their right mind could seriously consider the sexual orientation of a children's TV cartoon character to be of question, or any relevance? (SMH)