Stable door, bolted horse, etc., etc.
A married teacher who ran off with a pupil to France is in court accused of child abduction. According to the BBC: Jeremy Forrest, 30, and the girl, who cannot be named, took a cross-Channel ferry to Calais before spending seven days on the run.
This girl who cannot be named
wouldn't be Megan Stammers, by any chance? The same girl who was named quite a lot on many news sites back in September and October of last year, including the BBC.
I understand that this cannot be named
farce is more likely of the court's doing than of the BBC's, but it does seem a bit pointless under the circumstances.