I think I've pissed myself

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Random spam:

This important expiration notification notifies you about the expiration notice of your domain registration for [domain name] search engine optimization submission. The information in this expiration notification may contain legally privileged information from the notification processing department of the Domain Seo Service Registration to our search engine traffic generator. We do not register or renew domain names. We are selling traffic generator software tools. This information is intended for the use of the individual(s) named above. If you fail to complete your domain name registration [domain name] search engine optimization service by the expiration date, may the dismissal of this search engine optimization domain name notification notice.

There are English words there, but it reads like it was written by someone who dropped a dictionary or, worse, was practised in the black art of search engine optimisation. Either way, I have a notification notifying me of a notice that my non-existent search engine optimisation will expire.

It's a risk that I'm prepared to take.


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