The ramblings of a pseudointellectal…or a genuine idiot?

Bellended

images of Alex Belfield and Voldemort sporting a ginger wig
Charisma of a serpent: Rumour has it that Lord Voldemort (L) was styled upon Alex Belfield (R).

Glorious happenstance has led me to learn that Alex Bellend Belfield—a man with a face for radio, a voice for print, and a personality for waste disposal—was recently imprisoned for five-and-a-half years for online stalking. I hope he finds a nice shower buddy. (prick)

Unfortunately, his YouTube channel still exists.

With apologies to J.K. Rowling and Ralph Fiennes for casting aspersions upon their fictional creation. Mind you, both he and Bellend have followings of drones.