Almighty Bruce
Bruce Willis is stepping away from acting. Which comes as news to those of us who thought he'd done that years ago. It is, after all, why the Razzies 2022 introduced a special category, just for him.*
Sadly, the Brucester's been diagnosed with aphasia, forcing his retirement. He'd been coasting for years, but when he was invested in a project, it worked. Die Hard; RED; The Sixth Sense; Sin City; Last Man Standing; Striking Distance; Pulp Fiction; and The Last Boy Scout are among my favourite genre films.
We'll quietly draw a veil over The Siege and Armageddon though. They weren't entirely his fault. (whistling)
I wish him happiness. And peace.
* Won by Bruce Willis, for Cosmic Sin, if you were wondering.