Fred Morrison, pretender to Xena's crown

• 13.02.2010 09:20 UTC+01:00
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Fred Morrison, self-styled inventor of the Frisbee, has died aged 90. He claimed to have invented the flying toy disc while playing with a tin lid with his girlfriend.

But it's quite obvious that Xena beat him to it. She also invented armoured swimwear.

Fred Morrison was nothing but a plagiarist.* And he looked shit in a bikini.**

It's all true,* folks, and you read it here first!