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All the fun of the fair at Cancer World

Cancer, it's a bitch innit? Or izzit?

Those nice people at Precision Global Conferences are organising, if that's not too grandiose a term, Cancer World Conference in Miami next year. Not World Cancer Conference, which would be a global conference on the subject of the disease, but Cancer World Conference.

This sounds more like a conference being held at Cancer World, which is presumably another Floridian theme park built to rival those of Disney and Universal Studios. It's probably the only one where smoking is actually encouraged. I wonder if they have a roller coaster based on the DNA double helix? That'd be fun!

Anyhow, I'm honoured and excited to be invited as a speaker at this auspicious event. Can't wait!

Date: Tue, 1 Nov 2022 12:47:01 +0530
From: Cancer World Conference <cancer@pgconferences.com>
Reply-To: Cancer@precisionglobalconferences.com
Subject: You’re Invited as Speaker: Cancer World Conference CWC 2023
Greetings! I hope you are doing well and safe. We want to solicit your gracious presence as a Speaker/Delegate for the upcoming “Cancer World Conference CWC 2023,” which will be in Miami, FL, USA, scheduled on September 11-13, 2023. Conference theme: “New research advances in cancer science and oncology.” Conference Link: https://www.cancerglobalconference.com/ We are happy to offer a 40% discount on the registration fee. I would like to kindly notify you that at this conference, you have an opportunity to attend multiple panels, workshops, affinity group lunches, forums, poster sessions, and oral presentations and interact with eminent personalities from all areas of cancer science & oncology. Feel free to contact us for any further queries. I will appreciate your email acknowledgment. Best regards, Denise Appel Program Manager CWC 2023 Email: cancer@precisionglobalconferences.com Phone: +1-571-5561014 Unsubscribe

Ironically, my reply was initially bounced by Google mail To best protect our users from spam. But I fixed that! It's just a pity that they don't protect others from their users' spam.

Dear Denise Appel, I would be delighted to attend CWC 2023 as a speaker. The title of my talk will be: “The Cancer of Unsolicited Invitations to Attend Garbage Predatory Conferences”. Sincerely,

PGC is a highly established conference organiser based in Alexandria, VA, that's ecstatic to pass on the ray of research and developments through high esteemed conferences. Ummm, quite.

Precision Global Conferences is a highly established scientific conference organizer. We take high integrity in conveying your achievements to the world. We emphasize your incredible work and contribution to the science. Precision global conferences have come up with the progression, broadcast, persistence, research, and development activities in the field of cancer, neurology, nursing science, and catalysis. We support the beacon of quality research works and efforts of the academicians, researchers, scientists, and doctors and all the future young to be experts to fearlessly confide their eminent works. Our primary goal is to make health care accessible and understandable to the people. We are ecstatic to pass on the ray of research and developments, and cutting-edge therapies throughout the world. Hence, we are here to organize and conduct high esteemed conferences.

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