The drains have backed up again

Publish, and be damned!

One form of spam, that I regularly receive, is from predatory publishers requesting that I submit my valuable research to their valueless journals for immediate publication…for a usually undisclosed fee.

The return of Boris over the last week has got me thinking that, if it were not for the fact that it could jeopardise my professional standing, I should use one of these worthless journals to publish my ground-breaking discoveries on the treatment of brain tumours with nothing more than painkillers and nasal decongestant.