The ramblings of a pseudointellectal…or a genuine idiot?

Not such a bargain

Vinnie's contacted me again, offering a New Year special publication fee of only $159 to Journal of Regenerative Medicine & Biology Research. Hang on, didn't he offer me a reduction to $159 in September? And Ashley Brown offered the same deal in April, if I submitted before a specific deadline.

Hmmm, I think I've spotted a pattern here…(thinking)

This is beginning to sound a lot like one of those year-round sales scams. Perhaps not such a bargain, after all. (shrug)

Honorable Doctor, This is to inform you that we are accepting articles from our eminent researchers in the Journal of Regenerative Medicine & Biology Research We welcome further contributions from researchers who would like to provide their opinions in the future of a subfield of all regenerative medicine, stem cell and biology research. Small studies from experts are also welcome to provide discussion and case reports papers. The review process will be rigorous and short. It is indexed in Google Scholar, ISI, Crossref, ORCID, ASI, Semantic Scholar, EDOCR, Publons, PubMed (NIH funded articles only), Scilit (By MDPI), Mendeley (By Elsevier), Academia, Scribd, Science Open, etc and received impact as (0.571 by ISI). Deadline: 10 February 2022, New Year Issue with Special Publication Fee of 159USD or 5000 INR only. You can submit your article or send us your work by replying to this email. *If any of your colleague or researcher submit a manuscript with your Referral Code- JRMBR40, he/she can avail 40% off on APC and your next submission will be accepted with 50% off on APC. I look forward to hearing a positive response from you soon. Thank you for your time! Regards, Dr Vincent S Gallicchio Editor-in-Chief If you wish to unsubscribe from our newsletter, click here

I guess Vinnie just got me on a bad day. Which, in his case, would be any day really.

Subject: RE: First paper shared
Date: Tue, 02 May 2023 09:54:13 +0000
From: Journal of Regenerative Medicine & Biology Research <regenerativemedres@athenaeumpub.com>
If you are not able to see this mail, click here Honorable Doctor, This is a gentle reminder regarding sending your manuscript in the Journal of Regenerative Medicine & Biology Research. We are seeking your contribution once again to the scientific community through our platform. The journal scope welcomes all types of submissions from the field of stem cell research, regenerative medicine and related science to share their knowledge and research globally. Please submit your paper on or before May 15 2023 via our online submission portal or as an attachment in revert to this email. In respect to you, the publication charges will be 198USD or 5000 INR only. In anticipation of your swift and positive revert. Regards, Dr Vincent S Gallicchio Editor-In-Chief Journal of Regenerative Medicine & Biology Research If you wish to unsubscribe from our newsletter, click here
Date: Tue, 02 May 2023 13:17:59 +0200
Subject: Re: First paper shared
To: <regenerativemedres@athenaeumpub.com>
Dishonourable spammer, At the current rate of exchange, $198 is equivalent to ₹16209.25, not 5000. You expect world researchers to subsidise substandard shit from India? Fuck off!

Things must be getting desperate over at Athenaeum Scientific Publisher [sic], because $98 is the best bargain that Vinnie's offered to date. This time, however, I've taken the opportunity to unsubscribe from his drivel. We shall see how that works.

Subject: Dr -paper
Date: Sat, 05 Aug 2023 02:31:56 +0000
From: Journal of Regenerative Medicine & Biology Research <regenerativemedres@athenaeumpub.com>
Reply-To: regenerativemedres@athenaeumpub.com
If you are not able to see this mail, click here Dear Doctor, Warm greetings from Journal of Regenerative Medicine & Biology Research We are left with one last article slot for successful release of Upcoming Issue. Is it possible for you to support us with your transcript for this issue before August 10th? If this is a short notice, please do send 1000-1200 words Short Commentary or Mini Review, and hope that a 2-3 pages article will not take much time for an eminent like you. You may submit manuscripts online or as an email attachment to this email. As an honor of respect from our end, we will publish your work with 98USD only. Kindly note we may extend the due date upon your request. Awaiting for your swift response. Regards, Dr Vincent S Gallicchio | Editor-In-Chief Journal of Regenerative Medicine & Biology Research Athenaeum Scientific Publisher If you wish to unsubscribe from our newsletter, click here