My green research
Ruby Dawson's ecstatic. Which makes one of us.
She's ecstatic to announce her garbage-tier webinar. I'm far less than ecstatic to learn of it. Unsurprisingly, Ruby's From header doesn't match her Reply-To header, all the better for avoiding simple block rules, and her Reply-To header doesn't match the seemingly webinar-specific, impersonal email address in her signature. The point of that escapes me.
The only thing that is of even passing interest to me, is which of my research articles could possibly be highly significant
to the field of green chemistry? She doesn't clarify that point. And I realise that she can't, because she's just spewing this shit out to a harvested mailing list, in the hopes of catching one or two gullible little fishies.
But I'm bored. I'm a little hung-over. And I'm putting off doing the things that I'm supposed to be doing. So, I think I'll play along for a while. Just for shitz 'n' gigglz. (devil)
From: Green Chemistry 2022 | Online Event <events@researchconvocation.biz> Reply-To: Green Chemistry 2022 | Online Event <newsletter@magnusevents.biz> Subject: Grab the new ideas
Good day. Hope this mail finds you well in these tough times. We are ecstatic to announce our forthcoming event “2nd Edition of International Conference on Green Chemistry and Renewable Energy”. This year’s summit will be an Online Event during May 16-17, 2022. We came across your research article and found your work highly significant. We sincerely urge your cooperation in helping shape the future of Green Chemistry together with other delegates and speakers and in this regard, we solicit your gracious presence at our grand congress as a Speaker. The worldwide conference will provide insight into the most recent trends and techniques used in the field by highlighting the theme “Thriving Sustainability: Multifaceted Aspects of Green Chemistry”. We recommend you to check all the details related to this conference by visiting: Conference Website The conference is intended to serve as a forum for speakers to present their highly perceptive research work as well as expertise to the audience and delegates. Our goal at this critical juncture is to bring together global scientists, academicians, researchers and students on a single platform to share up-to-date knowledge, innovation, and compliance in the field. Let us celebrate what we, the professional community, have accomplished at this highly anticipated conference. We look forward to your confirmed presence in Green Chemistry-2022. Kindly submit your abstract or your title of talk as a positive acknowledgement. Looking forward to your participation. Thanks, and Regards Ruby Dawson Program Manager | Green Chemistry-2022 Email: green-chemistry@scientific-meetings.com Phone: + 1 (702) 988-2320 WhatsApp: +1 (440) 941-2981 -------------------------------- 150 South Wacker Drive #2400 Chicago, IL 60606, USA
Dear Ruby Dawson, Thank you so much for your invitation to speak at such an important event! I am deeply honoured!! I note that you consider my research article to be highly significant in the field of green chemistry. Could you please expand on which of my articles has gained such important interest? I would very much like to focus my address to the conference on the theme of “Thriving Sustainability: Multifaceted Aspects of Green Chemistry”. I apologise if you received this reply twice. I wasn't sure whether I should reply to newsletter@magnusevents.biz or green-chemistry@scientific-meetings.com, and I wanted to ensure that you didn't miss it. Your support and guidance in achieving this aim would be most appreciated. Looking forward to your assistance. Thanks, and regards,
Ruby Dawson couldn't even be arsed to half-heartedly answer my question. At least Sharon Carter tried to bullshit me further, and even offered my the opportunity to devise my own session. I don't think that Ruby's taking this matter seriously.
And she's added another mailer address into the mix. For cryin' out loud.
From: Green Chemistry 2022 | Virtual Event
<green-chemistry@magnusconference.com>
Thank you for writing us back. We are glad to know your interest. Please go through the scientific session link and select the topic of your research interest. For scientific session, visit: https://magnusconferences.com/green-chemistry/program/scientific-sessions Kindly submit abstract as per the attached abstract template format as an initial step. For abstract submission, visit: https://magnusconferences.com/green-chemistry/submit-abstract If you have any queries, feel free to contact us. We are happy to assist you. We are looking forward for your reply. Regards Ruby Dawson Conference Manager
My response:
Dear Ruby Dawson, Thank you for your reply. I have to admit, however, to some disappointment that you didn't address my question. How can I expect to delight and elevate the audience without specific guidance on my research that has most interested your conference's scientific committee? Kind regards,
From: Green Chemistry 2022 | Virtual Event
<green-chemistry@magnusconference.com>
Thank you for writing us back. We are glad to know your interest. Please go through the scientific session link and select the topic of your research interest. For scientific session, visit: https://magnusconferences.com/green-chemistry/program/scientific-sessions Kindly submit abstract as per the attached abstract template format at your earliest convenience. For abstract submission, visit: https://magnusconferences.com/green-chemistry/submit-abstract If you have any queries, feel free to contact us. We are happy to assist you. We are looking forward for your reply. Regards Ruby Dawson Conference Manager
Dear Ruby Dawson You still have not clarified as to which of my articles has invoked such interest in my attending Green Chemistry 2022 as an illustrious speaker. Such an important event requires focus, in order to expound upon “Thriving Sustainability: Multifaceted Aspects of Green Chemistry”. I really do feel that further information is required for me to bring my best presentation to your conference's attendees. Very best wishes,