What's that smell?

BWAH-HA-HA! It's the real Professor X!

In something from a bad sci-fi film, two New York men are accused of an X-ray terror plot. It's alleged that Glendon Scott Crawford and Eric Feight planned to build a truck-mounted X-ray device to kill enemies of Israel and the US.

That's a lot of people.

The police were alerted by organisations that had been approached by the pair for funding: a synagogue; a Jewish organisation; and…the Klu Klux Klan.

You know you've hit rock bottom when even the KKK turn you in to the police!