And it's come to this

Referee!

Following the England Under-21 soccer team's 1-0 victory over Serbia, and racial abuse of England defender Danny Rose, a spokesman for Number 10 said that British prime minister David Cameron was appalled by the scenes that we have seen in Serbia.

Apparently, Rose, 22, said he was subjected to monkey chants throughout the game, starting in the warm-up.

Personally, I'm also appalled. I'm appalled that someone who's 22—Rose was born July 2, 1990—should be playing for an under-21 team. This is cheating, and they should all be banned! (pipe)