Fat chance

• 04.07.2013 11:59 UTC+02:00
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Victor Joseph Espinoza, of Santa Ana, has received a thirty two month sentence for false imprisonment after grabbing a ten year old boy…and sniffing his arm. (confused)

The boy broke free and, with his cousin, ran back to their soccer coach to raise the alarm. The coach ran after Espinoza and tackled him to the ground but the gang member got loose, fled, and hid behind a tree.

So far, so mundane. Apart from the arm sniffing weirdness, that is.

Except that Espinoza weighs 425lb. That's 193kg, or over 30st if you're in the UK and still work in old money.

So a soccer coach wasn't able to keep up with an obesely overweight man? And said obesely overweight man was able to hide behind a tree? A big tree!

I'm not going to add a photo of Espinoza here as it's really quite unpleasant.