I think I've pissed myself

Me, myself, I

During his pre-trial hearing for participating in the US Capitol riot on 6 January, James Beeks claimed that the court had no jurisdiction over him because he had divine authority. I'm not sure whether he's claiming to be directly related to god, or just a messenger. Perhaps his stage role as Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar has gone to his head; although, from my limited knowledge of the Bible, playing Judas doesn't sound particularly divine.

Beeks represented himself during the hearing. But only after first refusing to do so.

Beeks spoke for himself for most of the hearing after originally saying he would not act as his own lawyer since "I cannot represent myself because I am myself."

Holmes Lybrand and Hannah Rabinowitz, CNN

I'm not exactly sure what that means, Jim. It makes no sense whatsoever, even for a crackheaded Oath Keeper.