This is my truth

Next project

I have on order a new hard disk drive, a Western Digital Raptor. It will replace the steaming dogturd—an IBM Deskstar 75GXP, AKA deathstar—in my old PC. My other deathstars have not been an unmitigated success.

I think that I will then rebuild the PC as a Linux server, just for laughs. It means that I should be able to play around with PHP/MySQL builds without jeopardising my main server.

I like to live on, or at least close to, the edge y'know. Nothing too dangerous, mind, just enough to reassure myself that I'm still alive.

This paragraph doesn't begin with I. It's also quite short, like Napoleon. Unlike Napoleon, however, it's unlikely to invade Russia.