Everyday thoughts, but not every day

A free man!

What real man wants to be married to a lesbian? Unless she's willing to put on a show with friends, that is.

Unsurprisingly, Elliot Page is cutting loose and ridding himself of excess baggage. Now he's free to go whoring in Hollywood. Love 'em and leave 'em, eh Elliot? You old dog, you!

At least Emma Portner is also finally free to go out and find herself some good old-fashioned pussy. Fear not, Em, there's an abundance of dykes hanging around Hollyweird. Just check out any of The CW's sets: plenty of action to be found there. (wink) (thumbup)