Most of it's boring

Brother, can you spare a dime?

As if Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman's problems over the money-for-university-entrance scandal weren't enough, some money-grabbing pond life a concerned mother is suing them for her son not being accepted to university.

Still, a cool $500bn will soothe her torment. (rolleyes)

And there's a separate class action to boot! Gotta love merkans and their sue you kulchur.

Lori Loughlin has been sacked from her role at the Hallmark Channel. So who only knows how she's going to afford all this?