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The solicitation:
Subject: Worldwide Analysis Of The Soft Gelatin Capsules (Softgels) Market 2016-2027 For You
Dear Friend Wish you a nice day! Soft Gelatin Capsules, also called softgels, are manufactured as single piece capsule shell. It is a type of capsule with a solid outer shell and inner surrounding a liquid or semi-solid (inner fill) active ingredient that can be incorporated into the outer shell, the inner fill, or both. We recently published a new report on Global Soft Gelatin Capsules (Softgels) Market. We want to get this report into the right hands, so if this email is not relevant to you, please feel free to direct me to the correct contact in your company. [snip] For more details or placing an order, please feel free to contact ludy@qyresearch.com Thanks for reading and hope everything goes well with you. Ludy SALES MANAGER-QYRESEARCH INC. E: LUDY@QYRESEARCH.COM T:+86-13549382263(WECHAT) +86-2085206863(CN) GLOBAL LEADING MARKET RESEARCH
The response:
Dear Fiend One advantage of soft gelatin capsules is that, just like your report and your unsolicited commercial email, you can stick them up your arse!
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