The ramblings of a pseudointellectal…or a genuine idiot?

It's gonna be a long wait

The Asia-Pacific Association of Scientific Research have reached out to Swee Pin Yeap for him to become a member. Unfortunately, he isn't here, and I don't know how to get in contact with him. But I'm pretty certain that he'd fall over himself in his rush to join this auspicious undertaking.

From: Emma Tan <emma.tan@apacscience.com>
Date: Sun, 10 Jul 2022 18:06:59 -0700
Subject: An Invitation to Asia-Pacific Association of Scientific Research
Dear Swee Pin Yeap, The Asia-Pacific Association of Scientific Research (APASR) is a comprehensive scientific research platform for researchers all over the world. It is jointly initiated by the Asia-Pacific Academy of Science Pte. Ltd., the International Academician Association, the Malaysia Innoscience Research Institute, the U.S. Enpress Publishing, the Singapore Whioce Publishing, the Australia Bio-Byword Scientific Publishing, the Singapore Frontier Scientific Publishing, and Beijing Chuncheng Education Publications Research Center, and established under the approval of the Asia-Pacific Science Center, a research institute registered in Singapore government. Consultant: Professor Tor Dahl (founder of international productivity theory, Nobel Prize winner); President: sun Cheng (Chairman of the Executive Committee of the International Federation of academicians). Official website: http://www.apacsci.com/ The initiating units bring together scientific research elites, academicians and scholars from the Asia-Pacific region, as well as authoritative publishing institutions for excellent journals indexed in SCI, E-SCI, SCOPUS, PUBMED, CNKI, CAS, DOAJ and other databases, senior scientific research institutions and social welfare foundations that are enthusiastic in the academic field. The scope of the influence of APASR has expanded to the United States, India, Australia, South Korea, Spain, the United Kingdom, South Africa and other countries, forming a scientific research cooperation network. We sincerely welcome you to join us, and hope that your participation will strengthen the scientific research force, gather common wisdom, and contribute to the progress of scientific research in the world. The Asia Pacific Association for Scientific Research will work with you to work on the world’s scientific research progress. We look forward to your joining! If you agree, please fill in the membership registration form and sign the agreement to return, we are waiting for good news. Best Regards Director of Secretariat Asia-Pacific Academy of Science Pte. Ltd. 16 COLLYER QUAY #12-01 INCOME AT RAFFLES SINGAPORE (049318)
<img src="http://ec2-34-222-222-186.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com/[snip]">

I replied, in my capacity as Director of Unsolicited Commercial Email Response.

Dear Director of Secretariat, If I was Swee Pin Yeap I/he would be delighted and honoured to join your esteemed and learned association. Unfortunately, I am not he, so I shall simply wish you all the very best of luck in your endeavours. Kind regards, Director of UCER