What's that smell?

Pharmed out

According to the subject line of Laura Green's missive, my presence is expected at Pharma-2022.

But I really have no idea why I should be selected, let alone expected, to speak at such a [cough] prestigious event. I have no experience of the pharma industry, other than being a sometime consumer. (confused)

It couldn't be that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel, and that's where they found me, could it? (sad)

BRILLIANT IDEA! (lightbulb) Perhaps this is the platform to expound my groundbreaking research into the use of nasal decongestants and painkillers in the treatment of brain tumours? I think it's unlikely that my reputation could be jeopardised any more than by attending this amateur-hour event in the first place. After all, who of any professional standing will ever find out? (devil)

Good day. It’s our immense pleasure and privilege to invite you to “5th Edition Global Conference on Pharmaceutics and Novel Drug Delivery Systems” slated during March 28-30, 2022 as an Online Event. The global congress will feature keynote addresses, a number of oral and poster presentations and will be focused on the theme “Footprints of Next Generation Drug Delivery on Pharma Industry”. We cordially encourage you to participate in Pharma-2022 as a Speaker by sharing your research and enlightening us with your work. We feel your contribution to this field will be significant and impactful. For more details, kindly visit: Conference Website Pharma-2022 will provide an unprecedented platform to network with prominent researchers, scientists, academicians, specialists, and professionals from around the world. It's also a grand stage for presenting and debating the most important discoveries and concerns in Pharmaceutics. This conference will have keynote sessions, oral and poster presentations providing an opportunity to foster knowledge exchange and networking with a broad audience in the field and it presents the most recent research that will enable the greatest results. We encourage you to submit your abstract today and contribute to advancing research. We are convinced that the delegates and speakers will all benefit greatly from the congress’s deliberations, which will take place in a warm and welcoming environment. Looking forward to meeting you at Pharma-2022. Regards Laura Greene Program Manager | Pharma-2022 Email: pharma@scientific-meetings.com Phone: + 1 (702) 988-2320 WhatsApp: +1 (434) 382-1007 -------------------------------- 150 South Wacker Drive #2400 Chicago, IL 60606, USA Disclaimer: If you don't want to receive any further emails from us, please respond back with remove/opt out or click to Unsubscribe