No change there then!
\n\nThe award for best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe has been awarded, this time not to an excruciating pun from Tim Vine although, once again, the winner was hardly outstanding.
Since it's a well-recognised fact that millions laid down their lives to give me the freedom to disagree with a poll, on an internet blog that no one will ever read, my personal favourites from the top 15 that were selected are as follows:
Whenever someone says,
, Alasdair Beckett-KingI don't believe in coincidences.
I say,Oh my God, me neither!
For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it
, Phil WangI wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died…which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine
, Olaf FalafelI have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house
, Ed Byrne
That's right, only four worth marking, and the fourth was a last-minute addition. What a miserable git I am.