It's all gone to shit

Glorious wishes

Vanessa offers me glorious wishes, which I don't get every day, so that's nice. And she wants me to submit my valuable manuscript immediately. It can be on any topic of my choosing, which gives me more leeway than I'm used to; or should be allowed, if I'm honest.

But I have a question. Do all Californians possess such an impressive mastery of the English language as Vanessa? (thinking)

Dear Prof., Glorious wishes from Vanessa Am Editorial Manager Annals of Clinical Toxicology (ISSN 2641-905X) of approach you in view of sharing information regarding our upcoming issue As your previous contributions was very interesting so i humbly request you to share your next valuable manuscript to our journal which add up success of our journal upcoming issue We ready to accept all sort of manuscripts such as research Research, Review, Case Reports, 2 pages Editorial, 150 Words Clinical Images, Opinion articles, Short Commentaries or Letter to Editor to this kind issue of our journal Kind Note: We have to be needed your support immediately -We are anticipating to receiving your submission to this E-mail as an attachment as soon as possible. If not possible kindly invite your friends and colleagues for this issue. There is no specific topic for this issue, it’s completely depends on your own research work. Kindly submit your manuscript to this E-mail as an attachment as soon as possible. I hope, we will surely get your valuable manuscript submission for this issue. With Warmest Regards, Vanessa Holmes Editorial Manager 820 EL Camino Real Belmont, CA 94002, USA