No shit Tex
A disgruntled pilot got into his monoprop and flew it into the IRS building in Austin, TX. So far, a human tragedy and a two-fingers to the taxman. But this comment from a local eyewitless had me in awe of deductive reasoning, Texas style:
As I got nearer I could see flames leaping out of the building - the flames were two storeys high. I could hear the glass windows shattering from the heat. My first thought was that it was a fire.
That's because it was a fire. (nosmile)
It does explain Texans' love of all things big though. Because if things were small they'd mistake them for marshmallows.