Will this madness never end?

Poleaxed

BBC home page shows a photo of a woman pole dancing and asks “What does pole dancing do to your body?”
BBC home page

BBC Reel asks: What does pole dancing do to your body? Dunno, but it seems like a bloody stupid question to me.

Pole dancing does nothing to my body. Largely because, like most people, I don't pole dance.

In all honesty, I think I'd be more worried about what my body would do to the pole.