Bitches bitch'n'

Must. Go. To. Bed.

screenshot of YouTube thumbnail with sign saying “DIRECT-TO-CUSTOMER”
YouTube. I haven't linked to the video because it's a statement of the bleeding obvious. Just trust me, it's not worth even 54 seconds of your life.

I misread the sign as direct-to-cucumber. WTF? (SMH)

Time for bed, said Zebedee. Boing!