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Girls running around

England's women's soccer team beat Germany's to win Euro 2022. I'm so pumped.

As is to be expected from England winning a sporting thing, the hyperbole is…hyperbolic.

Captain Leah Williamson said her England side have "changed the game in this country" as she celebrated their historic Euro 2022 victory.

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It's still just twenty-two cunts running around a field though. Or, in this case, forty-four. (pipe)