I (heart) religion (ish)
Right, so along with man's greed for territory and mineral deposits, religion has got to be the greatest cause of war, death, and human misery. And they ring the fekkin' church bells on Sunday.
But, today is Ascension Day. I can't remember if it's celebrated at all in the UK—except by christians, and they're weird—but it's a public holiday here. So, I get the day off of work, nice relaxing time in the hammock, a bit of gardening etc., and I don't have to do the penance of going to church to celebrate whateverthefuck it's all about.
Winny-Win-McWin!