Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!
Sir Elton John commented that George Michael was:
"in a strange place" with "a deep-rooted unhappiness" that came across on his latest album.
After which Michael lashed back:
"…he knows that I don't like to tour, that I smoke too much pot, and that my albums still have a habit of going to number one. "In other words, he knows as much as most of my fans do," the letter continued. He said he preferred to concentrate on future songs whereas Sir Elton, "makes millions playing those old classics day in day out".
Meeeeow! Somebody fetch the declawing clippers.