Google translated?
We all get spam, unwanted email communications that is, not tinned pork derivative. It's intrusive, annoying, and, in some cases, malicious or even dangerous. But, it's a part of everyday life and, every now and then, there's one that escapes the junk mail filters and briefly brightens my day with its simple ineptitude.
Like this one, which was obviously not written by a native English speaker, but likely scrambled through an automated translation service:
We reach out to you a cheerful welcome to go to the "International Conference on Chemistry" which is slated to occur amid July 22-24, 2019 in London, UK. The reason for the 3-day gathering is to unite the best of cerebrums for exchanges on the topic - The Role of Chemistry in Enhancing the Living Standards of Human Life. We accept this open door to invite you to join our speaker board as your exploration on [totally irrelevant research] will rouse our gathering participants to comprehend and concentrate on the following boondocks of research in the field of Chemistry To find out about the meeting, it would be ideal if you visit our site: [removed to starve them of the oxygen of publicity] Benevolently keep in touch with us your choice as this would empower us to design further We would be happy to answer any question you may have and give vital illuminations where required.
I'm not sure what vital illuminations
are exactly but, whatever, I don't think that my merely pedestrian cerebrum can handle them! (eek)