Will this madness never end?

Send me to jail, please*

It appears that doing hard time in jail means something different in Mexico. A recent inspection of a jail in Acapulco revealed the presence of prostitutes, plasma TVs, marijuana, and fighting cocks, as well as female inmates living in the male section.

But it's this that really made me laugh:

In July, prisoners in a jail in Sonora state were found to be running a lottery to raffle off a luxury cell they'd equipped with a fridge, DVD player and air conditioning.

BBC News droid

Kinda puts me in mind of Harry Grout. He would've approved.

* Not really!