Kindly piss off*
The demanding tone of the subject line from Vanessa Williams—no, not the Vanessa Williams, not unless she's fallen on really hard times that is—really pissed me off: Kindly Submit 2 Page editorial/Short Communication/Letter to Editor
. I don't give a damn about it being kindly
, that's no different to demanding money with menaces and please
.
Please hand over your money, or I'll hit you with this metal pipe!
Better? No, no I don't think it is.
I see this we tried several times
schtick quite often. I don't know whether it's true, and I've simply forgotten that I've deleted their previous dreck, or whether it's one of the tricks that these arsewipes use to make their communications seem more urgent. Either way, I don't care.
Fuck you, Vanessa Willams—no, not the Vanessa Williams, not unless you've fallen on really hard times that is—I don't know why you're glad to approach me, other than my money; like the damned street walkers each time I pass Webergasse. But I'm certainly not glad to be approached by you, any more than I am by them.
Greetings of the day, I hope you would be fine and trust this e-mail finds you well. We tried several times, but there is no response from you, we would like to contact you again!! We are glad to approach you having proficiency in the relevant themes and therefore, we would like to make a sincere effort to have your coordination as a conspicuous leading researcher with your paper submission towards the Upcoming Issue of "Biomed Research and Health Advances (ISSN: 2691-5707)" journal. We request you to submit an Editorial (2-4 pages)/Short Communication (2-4 pages)/ Case Blog/Clinical Videos/Commentaries/Opinion/150 words Clinical Image/Letter to the Editor on any topic related to your research interest which falls in the journal scope so that we can process and publish it for current issue of the journal. Kindly attach your manuscript directly to this email or submit through the following Submission E-mail: submissions@medtextpublications.com Please let us know when we can expect your submission at your earliest convenience. We would be grateful if you consider the proposal and submit your manuscript to the issue and make it successful. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Best Regards, Vanessa Williams Medtext Publications 6355 N Clairmont Avenue Chicago 60659 United States
* No, not you, dear reader!