Hugh Hefner, sweet boy
Hugh Hefner, that old romantic, proposed to the current love of his life on Christmas Day. Hefner, only 84 years young, has been taken out of circulation, ladies, by that hussy Crystal Harris, a mere 60 years his junior. Obviously, she's smitten by his boyish good looks, but I can't imagine what he sees in her!
Would it be mean of me to add him and/or their marriage to the 2011 dead pool
?
Sadly, Crystal Harris has had a change of heart and called off the wedding, after much deep reflection and thought
. It must have been painful for her.
The emotional upheaval, I mean, not the reflection and thought. I'm sure that she's really quite good at reflecting and thinking…as long as she has a full-length mirror and two pairs of shoes to choose from.
I should've made that bet! (sad)