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Biden his time

US president Joe Biden has declared his hope that 4th July will mark some return to normality from the pandemic.

"If we do this together, by 4 July, there is a good chance you, your family and friends can get together in your backyard or in your neighbourhood and have a cookout or a barbecue and celebrate Independence Day," Mr Biden said. He predicted that the country would be able to not only celebrate Independence Day but also "independence from this virus".

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Of course, it depends on how you define normality. Nevertheless, that's just sixteen weeks to confirm whether or not Biden is the deluded moron that I think he is. I can wait.