It's all gone to shit

Essex girls in club fight shocker!

I understand that in the UK you have a televisual entertainment programme entitled The Only Way Is Essex. I'm not sure that I want to know any more about this than I do already…chav TV, say no more!

Two of its female stars, Sam and Billie Faiers, have been viciously attacked by other females. Can anyone here say cat fight?

During this incident, one of the ladies had her handbag, worth one thousand and five hundred of your Great British drinking tokens, stolen. But, this is the funny, as in peculiar, part:

On the way home in a taxi, her sister Sam is said to have received a call on her mobile phone saying she would get Billie's phone back if she went to a specified location. When she went to the spot, she was allegedly attacked by 10 girls.

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Well, duh! Hands up who couldn't see that coming?

Sam Faiers underwent a brain scan before doctors gave her the all-clear and told her to rest.

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It's not disclosed as to whether the doctors actually found a brain. Presumably, this is covered under patient confidentiality.