I think I've soiled myself

Orlando or (gut-)bust(er)

Magnus Conferences have quite the sense of humour…or irony. They're hosting the World Obesity and Weight Management Congress in Orlando, FL. Home to Disney World, and a Mecca for lardarses the world over. Talk about taking coals to Newcastle.

Sharon Carter, the programme manager, is soliciting…my gracious presence, that is. Apparently, she wishes me to speak on my unmatched research in the field of obesity. Now, while my consumption of beer and pies is, indeed, unnecessarily high, I wouldn't go so far as to say it's impact is unmatched. A quick tour of Disney World should be enough to prove that.

As for Lifting Endless Possibilities in Resilience to Obesity, I really have no idea what that means. But I suspect that beer and pies may not be on the conference menu. (sad)

Like her brothel-mate, Jessica Deborah, Shaz favours decidedly un-American Commonwealth English spelling. It's almost as if they're working the streets of somewhere other than the Windy City. (thinking)

Unlike the standard invisible tracking image, or tracking pixel, Shaz has added a whole load of unnecessary styling code to hers, much of which simply duplicates the IMG attributes and appears intended to further cloak its presence. If her intent was to ensure that the image was not visible in a HTML-enabled mail reader, then style="display:none !important;" would've sufficed. Setting the display of an image to none does not prevent it from being downloaded, which is the only purpose of a tracker.

From: "WOC 2022 | Orlando, Florida, USA" <obesity@magnus-conferences.net>
Subject: Chance to listen high quality talks
Reply-To: "WOC 2022 | Orlando, Florida, USA" <obesity@magnus-conferences.net>
Good day. Hope this mail finds you well. We solicit your gracious presence at “2nd Edition of World Obesity and Weight Management Congress” during October 17-18, 2022 at Orlando, Florida, USA. The event is scheduled in Hybrid Format which enables both online and onsite participation. We came through your research work and its imprint on the field is unmatched, and in this regard, we would like to invite you to our conference as a Speaker. The conference encircles the theme "Lifting Endless Possibilities in Resilience to Obesity". For complete details related to the event, visit Conference Website The conference encourages researchers, scientists, academicians, industry delegates and other field experts from across the world to participate and share their perspectives on the latest developments, technologies and approaches in the field of Obesity. Through plenary talks, scientific sessions, oral and poster presentations this conference will provide an opportunity to foster knowledge exchange and networking with a broad audience in the field. It is established in such a way that it allows you to meet individuals from all backgrounds. We believe WOC-2022 will provide you an opportunity to network with peers and implement practical ideas in your respective organisations. Accepting this invitation and participating in the program would be a great honour for us. Kindly send us your title of talk as a positive acknowledgement to this mail. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me. We look forward to seeing you in WOC-2022. Warm Regards Sharon Carter Program Manager | WOC-2022 Email: obesity@scientific-meetings.com Phone: + 1 (702) 988-2320 WhatsApp: +1 (540) 709-1879 -------------------------------- 150 South Wacker Drive #2400 Chicago, IL 60606, USA Disclaimer: If you don't want to receive any further emails from us, please respond back with remove/opt out or click to Unsubscribe
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