I think I've soiled myself

Olympus!, Olympus!, Olympus!

I have a warm feeling. And it's not because I've pissed myself. Honest.

Olympus ex-chairman Tsuyoshi Kikukawa, along with five others, has been charged by Tokyo prosecutors for falsifying securities reports.

What makes this so satisfying is the invective that he used against Michael Woodford when he was ousted as CEO.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm under no illusion that Woodford is whiter-than-white, and I doubt that the full story has been made known, but Kikukawa's memo has now been shown for the hubris that it was. He's a humbug and a hypocrite.

I hope he gets sent to old pokey, bum-raped in the showers, and ends his time as some gangster's fag.