I think I've soiled myself

Boy George wants a Big Brother

photo of ‘Boy’ George
Boy George, appealing to absolutely nobody.

London Probation have blocked 48 year-old Boy George O'Dowd's appeal to appear on the last series of Celebrity Big Brother, as he's still under licence from imprisonment and wears an electronic tag.

But why? After all, it's not as if they wouldn't know where to find him, even in the middle of the night. Or, rather, especially in the middle of the night!

Not that I really care. This is simply a throw-away opportunity to post a crap photo of Boy George with a—to me, at least—mildly amusing caption.