All's not what it seems

Security checkpoints

Okay, not so much security checkpoints because they more often than not play an important role. The problem is with the cockheads who know they have to show their security pass but, instead of having it ready, dick around looking in pockets, bags, and glove boxes. Coming in to work today, I got stuck behind two cars where the driver had to hunt for their pass. I mean, that fucking checkpoint has been there for years, what the hell were they expecting?

And the same goes for the 'tards at airports who don't have their passports and boarding cards ready when going through passport control, or boarding a plane. Hunting around for their documents, do they stand aside and let people who pay attention to the warnings pass them? Do they heck as like.

Hrmph!