It's all gone to shit

Monster mash

courtroom sketch Jane Rosenberg/Reuters
Frankenstein's monster-cum-Tom Brady in the second row, with Frankenstein's monster-cum-Jerry Lewis in front of him. Lewis appears to be praying, perhaps that The Day the Clown Cried never sees release. The man to Brady's immediate right appears to be either deeply remorseful for his crimes, or desperate for a rest break.

News that NFL quarterback Tom Brady is to divorce from Gisele Bundchen led me to a 2015 story of a court case over handling balls…phnaar-phnaar! The only point of interest in which is the court sketch, which was derided in some circles for its less-than-realistic representation of the man.

But nobody commented on what Jerry Lewis was doing there! (confused)