The ramblings of a pseudointellectal…or a genuine idiot?

Minions

Basically, one five-minute joke stretched beyond breaking point. The loveable little yellow guys from Despicable Me and its sequel battle a wafer-thin plot that's more of a challenge than the supervillainess. Cringeworthy pokes at British stereotypes, of the type that the makers wouldn't dare do to Blacks or Jews, just add to the sheer bloody awfulness.

The kids enjoyed it, but my wife and I thought it was lame and puerile. Stick to DM and DM2, they're far superior.

1/5