Will this madness never end?

If it walks like a duck

The Football Supporters' Federation is aghast that football fans who invade the pitch are being criminalised.

Given that entering the playing area at a football match is an arrestable offence under the Football (Offences) Act 1991, it would appear that they don't have much of a case.

Pitch invasion never rarely happened in the olden days when men wore flat caps to t'gaym.

Notwithstanding the damage that they do to the pitch, fans risk injuring themselves and, more importantly, others. Perhaps being banged up in ol' pokey, and bum-raped in the showers, might teach 'em the error of their ways. Innit?