My precious articles
Another request for my valuable submission. My money research work is highly prized among the pondlife publishing community, who're obviously not wasting their income on translation services. Anyhow, I'm posting this here simply because it's short and funny; unlike Melissa McCarthy, who at 5′2″ (1.57m) can only lay claim to being short.
According to Jessica Williams, Without women there is nothing in our life
! That's an assertion that's open to discussion, although she probably has a vested interest. But that aside, it sounds more like a charity fundraiser, or a line from The Stylistics, than a request for submission to a scientific journal.
As to my valuable submission of my precious articles, I'll have to decline. I'd be mortified if the ensuing immunity boost
triggered the formation of blood clots among the readership.
Respected Doctor, Good morning! Women also need health care more and access the health care system more than men do. Without women there is nothing in our life. So, Our OAJBS is planning to release Special Issue on WOMEN HEALTH. So, we hearty Welcome eminent people like you to support with your precious articles which gives immunity boost for every new researcher and our readers to know more about women health. submission link for your eminent work https://biomedscis.com/submit-manuscript.php NOTE: we also accept COVID-19 articles. Hope you succor us with your valuable submission. Regards Jessica Williams Open Access Journal of Biomedical Science ISSN: 2690-487X | ISI Impact Factor: 0.452
Come, hungry address scrapers, and feed on gynecology@biomedscis.org
Well, well, well, this is an unexpected displeasure. I'd completely forgotten about Jessica Williams and Open Access Journal of Biomedical Science, but it seems that her memory's much keener than mine. Apparently, she'd expected a reply when she mailed last time; as far as I'm aware though, the actual last time, as opposed to her template's false follow-up bullshit, was two years ago.
Interestingly enough—although I may be reading too much into the actions of Indian pondlife—then she wrote from gynecology@biomedscis.org requesting articles relating to women's health; now, she's writing from microbiology@biomedscis.info. For what? Articles on bugs?
Now she's after articles for our released Volume 5 Issue 4
, which is puzzling. If it's already been released, how on earth can my scientific knowledge be shared within it? (confused)
Incidentally, OAJBS claims that the article processing fee covers manuscript peer-reviewing, formatting of an article, editing an article, publishing, archiving, DOI and other maintenance costs
. In my experience, peer reviewers are never compensated financially for their services, and DOI costs are a nebulous bullshit cost. It all sounds distinctly skeevy to me.
Received: from MA0PR01MB9266.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM ([fe80::5faf:ecf5:ad8e:bf40]) by MA0PR01MB9266.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM ([fe80::5faf:ecf5:ad8e:bf40%6]) with mapi id 15.20.6652.026; Tue, 8 Aug 2023 09:40:23 +0000 From: Department of Microbiology <microbiology@biomedscis.info> Subject: Requesting Article: OAJBS Date: Tue, 8 Aug 2023 09:40:08 +0000 Accept-Language: en-US Content-Language: en-US
Dear Author, Greeetings from OAJBS! I had expected a reply from you when I emailed last time. I know you have been busy, so I did not want to disturb you, but I wanted you to send a polite reminder. I am putting together a request in front of you to send an articles/papers for our released Volume 5 Issue 4. We already know that you have published your eminent work in many journals. Now let our OAJBS have a chance to share your scientific knowledge worldwide. Please accept my warmest thanks in advance and I would be grateful for your speedy notice of this matter. With appreciation, Jessica Williams | ISSN: 2690-487X Open Access Journal of Biomedical Science (OAJBS) 187 E. Warm Springs RD. Suite B543 Las Vegas, NV 89119, United States Note: We are also accepting the Covid articles for our Covid-19 Special Issue. Unsubscribe
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Usual schtick: Jessica claims a US address, but the Outlook mail server and message language settings betray an entirely different locale. Let's see if we can get behind that campaign server's time zone setting though.
Date: Tue, 08 Aug 2023 12:52:22 +0200 Subject: Re: Requesting Article: OAJBS To: Department of Microbiology <microbiology@biomedscis.info>
Dear Jessica Williams, If volume 5 issue 4 has been released, as you state, are you now collecting articles for volume 5 issue 5? Sincerely,
Sadly, she didn't let her guard down regarding her actual time zone. But she did reveal a penchant for Comic Sans. (SMH)
Received: from MA0PR01MB9266.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM ([fe80::5faf:ecf5:ad8e:bf40]) by MA0PR01MB9266.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM ([fe80::5faf:ecf5:ad8e:bf40%6]) with mapi id 15.20.6652.028; Wed, 9 Aug 2023 09:15:44 +0000 From: Department of Microbiology <microbiology@biomedscis.info> Subject: Query: OAJBS Importance: high X-Priority: 1 Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2023 09:15:43 +0000
Hope everything is good at your end! As per your query Yes, we are collecting articles for our OAJBS volume 5 issue 5. You can check the below link for volume 5 issue 4. https://biomedscis.com/list-of-issues.php Expecting an article from our side. Ask us when you have any query. Have a great day! Regards, Jessica Williams
Wahey! We got there in the end. Jessica's returned from a [spit] Gmail account, and a computer set somewhere other than UTC+0000.
From: biomedscis microbiology <biomedscis.microbiology@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2023 11:21:23 +0530
Subject: Reminder: OAJBS
Hope everything is good at your end! We have mailed you previously, but we did not receive any reply from your end.We wanted you to send a polite reminder. As per your query Yes, we are collecting articles for our OAJBS volume 5 issue 5. You can check the link below for volume 5 issue 4. https://biomedscis.com/list-of-issues.php Expecting an article from our side. Ask us when you have any query. Have a great day! Regards, Jessica Williams