Most of it's boring

Getting ready to get busy

Thomas Shah has got my back. An account executive at Unify Funding, he asks me Is Your business ready for the busy season? How could he have known that this is the very question that keeps me awake at night? (thinking)

Even more than that: how spooky is it that he can follow up on an enquiry that I don't recall ever having made? Honestly, I have a mind like a sieve at times. He's obviously a lot more clued in than me, and clearly aware of stuff that I'm not.

No matter, the most important thing is that my business's credit score has gone up! Good news is always good. (thumbup)

Now, all that I have to do is ensure that his message doesn't get sent to my junk mail folder, before I can take advantage of this outstanding offer.

From: info@applyunifyfunding-co.com
Subject: Is Your business ready for the busy season?
Hi, I wanted to follow up since you last inquired about funding and let you know that Your business's business credit score went up and now allows you to qualify for our Tier 1 pricing. If you are still in the market for additional working capital or a piece of equipment please call or email me anytime. To speed up the process please click here. Alternatively if you have any questions feel free to call me at (844) 220-3232 at your convenience. Complete Your Application Best regards, Thomas SHAH Unify Funding Account Executive (844) 220-3232

Not only can I rely on Thomas, but Leon Oates is on hand, should I need extra help. Same message, slightly different impersonal email address. Strangely enough, it was the domain name that differed: info@applynow-unifyfundngco.com vs info@applyunifyfunding-co.com.

Odd, but ne'ermind. I have faith in them, and confidence that they know what they're doing. It's a great feeling, having guys like this in my corner.

Just can't get enough of that sweet, sweet good news from my buddies at Unify Funding! (thumbup)


Gary Langston has joined the team, coming in from applynow-unifyfundingbizfi.com.

I guess the diversification of domain names means that if one's taken down by l337 h4xx0rz, the others are still able to weather the financial storms. This gives me so much more confidence in Team Unify Funding. And I didn't think that was even possible!

I know that my business is in safe hands, with these guys behind me.


Holy shit! It's getting a little crowded in here, now that Neil Langford's joined the team. Still, many hands make light work. And we really don't know how busy things will get, once the busy season starts.

As they say in scouting circles, dyb dyb dyb dob dob dob be prepared.

I freakin' (heart) Team Unify Funding!


Things have been a little quiet lately. A lull before the storm that is the busy season, no doubt.

Fortunately, Jaxon Kirkwood, joining us from goto-unifyfunding.com, is now on board. It's better to have many hands, rather than too few, once the busy season really gets underway.

These guys understand how things work. And that's a relief, because I haven't a clue.


Now that we've added Josh Bourne, from go-unifyfundingsolutions.com, to the team, I think we're pretty set for the busy season to begin.

What is it that we're doing again, guys?


Well, I thought we were all set to be ready for the busy season. But Douglas Simpson obviously thinks otherwise. He's so eager to join our team that he reached out to me, from gonow-unifyfundngcoservices.com, not once but five times! He's obviously as keen as mustard.

They say that one volunteer is worth ten pressed men, but at this rate I'd say that Doug's worth fifty. Welcome aboard, Dougie.


In the event that we've underestimated just how busy the busy season will be, Steven Box, from gonow-unifyfundngcobiz.com, has offered his services. It's reassuring to know that Steve's on the case. We can't fail now, of that I'm sure.


I'm beginning to worry about how busy the busy season's gonna get. Those nice people at go-unifyfundingbizfi.com have sent Alasdair Cramer to join our team.

I know that the guys from Unify Funding are up to the task. It's just that I'm afraid that I might be the weakest link, and let the side down. Of course, my fears are assuaged by more of that good news!