Sproutalicious
I can't recall how I got here, but Paddy McAloon, who is currently all of Prefab Sprout, was talking to BBC Newsnight for some reason or another. I was never a fan; other than Cars and Girls, which is a great song.
But all of this only served to remind me of The King of Rock 'n' Roll.
Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque
The line's repeated, in case you couldn't believe the inanity first time. Fortunately, they don't write 'em like that anymore. But I wonder if, while singing those lines, McAloon ever cringed as much as I did listening to them.