I think I've soiled myself

Inactive shooter

A gunman has killed no more than 10 people—so, less than eleven then—in a Walmart supermarket in Chesapeake, VA. He then turned the gun on himself, and committed suicide.

The City of Chesapeake tweeted "police confirm an active shooter incident with fatalities at the Walmart".

BBC news droid

If he's dead, he's no longer an active shooter. Innit? (rolleyes)


The gunman is reported to be the store manager. The motive for his actions is unknown, and by the time it becomes clear, this story will likely have faded from the headlines. 'Tis pity, coz I'd like to know. </rubbernecking>