Sporting fashion
Yet another bait-and-switch from our friends at the BBC. What appears to be a cataclysmic outcome for JD Sports (right), turns out to be more prosaic (below). Instead of being forced to sell the whole company, it's only being forced to sell off a subsidiary that duplicates its own core business.
So, fear not, dear reader. JD Sports will still be around, and will continue to sell sports fashion
to British consumers who look like they'd have an actual heart attack if they ever took part in sports.
They've fixed it now. Better late than never, I guess. But shouldn't the world's most trusted international news broadcaster
™ get this right first time?